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Ness Aug 31 @ 7:36am 
stfu with your stupid "you just jinxed it"♥♥♥♥♥♥- isn't it good to have positivity?
do we live in a world where everything has to be something different?

yes, i can put everyone in a box and tell which type of human they are.

and there is no ♥♥♥♥ing meaning in the things i do, don't question.
Ness Aug 30 @ 12:59pm 
Straight porn has a dude in it, meaning you're getting off while watching a dude. That's 50% gay. Okay, what about lesbians? That's two girls, 100% straight, right? No, they're gay, that's 100% gay. Webcam? They still use ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's still gay. What about solo female porn? You're fapping to a fantasy of ♥♥♥♥ing them, so you're getting off while imagining a dude, which is yourself. Again, 50% gay. Okay, how about traps? They're dudes, and if it's with a girl, then again, that's 50% gay, but if it's with a guy, then that's 100% gay. Porn = gay
Ness Aug 26 @ 4:54am 
Moin,

Ich bin Kevin "2gud4u" J., komme aus Berlin (Pankow) und bin 16 Jahre alt (mentale reife wsl 30J, also bitte weiterlesen).

Spielzeit: 1,5k h (mit smurfs)
Teams: TeamNoName, SmokeCriminals, Freie-Schule-Pankow e.V., ...
Liga Erfahrung: 99DMG Starter S7, 99DMG Div6 S8, 99DMG Starter S9 (schlechte Mates)
Zu meinen Calls: Calle eher freestyle, d.h. jeder macht was er will und dann sag ich meistens A oder B, je nach dem wie ich es gerade in meinem Kopf berechnet habe
Hobbys: CS, CS und nochmal CS.. :D

Bevorzuge die Rolle des In-Game Führers, kann aber auch 2nd AWP oder 1st AFK spielen (falls ihr noch keinen habt)
Mein Aim ist für einen IGL überdurchschnittlich was nicht üblich ist, deswegen erwarte ich von euch auch ein gewisses nivo.
Da ich vor 2 Monaten meinen Quali geschrieben habe, habe ich jetzt bis zur meiner Malerausbildung, die am 1.9 beginnt, Sommerferien und daher sehr viel Zeit ;)

Würde mich sehr über eine Antwort freuen.

Gruß
Euer zukünftiger Div3 Carry ;)
Ness Aug 3 @ 2:48pm 
Madga are u grill?
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Ness Jul 13 @ 10:57am 
My name is Jafar.
I came from a far.
I have a bomb in my car.
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