Hans L. ⎝ Max
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Ness Aug 31 @ 7:36am 
stfu with your stupid "you just jinxed it"♥♥♥♥♥♥- isn't it good to have positivity?
do we live in a world where everything has to be something different?

yes, i can put everyone in a box and tell which type of human they are.

and there is no ♥♥♥♥ing meaning in the things i do, don't question.
Ness Aug 30 @ 12:59pm 
Straight porn has a dude in it, meaning you're getting off while watching a dude. That's 50% gay. Okay, what about lesbians? That's two girls, 100% straight, right? No, they're gay, that's 100% gay. Webcam? They still use ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and♥♥♥♥♥♥ that's still gay. What about solo female porn? You're fapping to a fantasy of ♥♥♥♥ing them, so you're getting off while imagining a dude, which is yourself. Again, 50% gay. Okay, how about traps? They're dudes, and if it's with a girl, then again, that's 50% gay, but if it's with a guy, then that's 100% gay. Porn = gay
Ness Aug 26 @ 4:54am 

Ich bin Kevin "2gud4u" J., komme aus Berlin (Pankow) und bin 16 Jahre alt (mentale reife wsl 30J, also bitte weiterlesen).

Spielzeit: 1,5k h (mit smurfs)
Teams: TeamNoName, SmokeCriminals, Freie-Schule-Pankow e.V., ...
Liga Erfahrung: 99DMG Starter S7, 99DMG Div6 S8, 99DMG Starter S9 (schlechte Mates)
Zu meinen Calls: Calle eher freestyle, d.h. jeder macht was er will und dann sag ich meistens A oder B, je nach dem wie ich es gerade in meinem Kopf berechnet habe
Hobbys: CS, CS und nochmal CS.. :D

Bevorzuge die Rolle des In-Game Führers, kann aber auch 2nd AWP oder 1st AFK spielen (falls ihr noch keinen habt)
Mein Aim ist für einen IGL überdurchschnittlich was nicht üblich ist, deswegen erwarte ich von euch auch ein gewisses nivo.
Da ich vor 2 Monaten meinen Quali geschrieben habe, habe ich jetzt bis zur meiner Malerausbildung, die am 1.9 beginnt, Sommerferien und daher sehr viel Zeit ;)

Würde mich sehr über eine Antwort freuen.

Euer zukünftiger Div3 Carry ;)
Ness Aug 3 @ 2:48pm 
Madga are u grill?
Ness Jul 13 @ 10:57am 
My name is Jafar.
I came from a far.
I have a bomb in my car.

Ness Jul 10 @ 11:29am 
Have you ever wondered why are there so many wind turbines in Germany?

There are over 30 thousand of them and they are building new ones every day. Why is that? We all know that wind power plants are inefficient and it's just a waste of money, but Germany is still building them.

The real reason is that, every turbine is not using wind power to spin, but each of them have its own engine to spin. Thousands are then spinning and they work as propellers, which makes the Earth spin faster. Why? Because the faster the Earth is spinning the shorter the nights are, which is causing temperatures to rise. We all know that refugees are used to warm climate, so warmer Europe is making them feel at home. It's just another step to help islamize the Europe.

It's all a fraud!
Open your eyes!

Stay woke!