Hans L. ⎝ Max
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Ness Jul 13 @ 10:57am 
My name is Jafar.
I came from a far.
I have a bomb in my car.

Ness Jul 10 @ 11:29am 
Have you ever wondered why are there so many wind turbines in Germany?

There are over 30 thousand of them and they are building new ones every day. Why is that? We all know that wind power plants are inefficient and it's just a waste of money, but Germany is still building them.

The real reason is that, every turbine is not using wind power to spin, but each of them have its own engine to spin. Thousands are then spinning and they work as propellers, which makes the Earth spin faster. Why? Because the faster the Earth is spinning the shorter the nights are, which is causing temperatures to rise. We all know that refugees are used to warm climate, so warmer Europe is making them feel at home. It's just another step to help islamize the Europe.

It's all a fraud!
Open your eyes!

Stay woke!
Ness Jul 6 @ 12:28pm 
I played Counter-Strike since 2004 started with 1.6 and CSS and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CSS days before zblock was added. Once I go home I would play instantly and went straight to to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle jim during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my cs instincts. I almost killed my mom and I. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother fucker
Ness Jul 5 @ 8:08am 
I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.
Wanda Jul 4 @ 5:25am 
tooler typp!! i mog di