ok no more shots holy shit
Matt   France
No, you can't rosterride the team. I get the subs. Go away.
For official / scrim inquiries, if I'm not responding, add Hondjo
My ETF2L profile [etf2l.org], and My UGC profile [www.ugcleague.com]

"If memes would be haram, I'd be dead by now" -Vocey

Currently leading Divided Assembly [etf2l.org] (ETF2L High / Div2), and Church of gaeta.rodrigues [www.ugcleague.com] (UGC Platinum).

Mercing informations:


🔸Spy: High / Plat
🔸Pyro: Mid / Plat
🔸Medic: Mid / Silver
🔸Scout: Mid / Silver


🔹Soldier (I'd prefer pocket): Low
🔹Scout: Low
🔹Medic: Low

Some games you should definitely check out :

- Team Fortress 2
-Dark Souls (the entire franchise)
-Fallout (the entire franchise)
-Hotline Miami 1& 2
-The Talos Principle
-CoD: WaW & BO1
-Hellblade: Sennua's Sacrifice
-The binding of Isaac & Rebirth
-Portal 1 & 2
-The wolf among us
-The walking dead
-Thief Gold
-Bioshock (the entire franchise)
-Life is Strange
-Hitman: Blood Money


Now for some quotes and retarded shit people said to me:

houston: I'm sorry but are you LFT ?
MattJay is NOT LFT!!!: Let me think

NexusCat /GO DENMARK: if italians talk with their hands how are they gonna call and play at the same time?

Stalker!!! -UA-: and i see le matt with le amby and im like le shits

Le Cow.: OH FUCK

Mr Improbable: it was like watching small baboons screech and jump around in a medium sized savannah tree

nightmare: premjay
nightmare: outfragging a prem spy
nightmare: now you're officially prem

hondjo: who needs real sunshine
hondjo: if you got cp_sunshine

poy: Appelle la compagnie des Indes Orientales stp nous faut un autre demo

Matt can merc: Only in EU can you experience such thing as "nousuhumala"
fundo: because amereican alcohol is water?
Matt can merc: that is very true

Pimskii: Did you ever have the tip of your dick with little rips in it
Pimskii: Like when its rly dry in the air
Pimskii: And u wank
Pimskii: And your dick rips open
Pimskii: Holy fuck this is painful

MattJay Scrim? mid/high: you're drunk!? :D
Adda: no?
Adda: >>>
Adda: >.>
Adda: <.<
Adda: >.<
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}{O/\ODIJHuK Aug 8 @ 11:14am 
can merc
TDabdon Jul 18 @ 9:45am 
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earl trenchcoat Jul 9 @ 11:10am 
can merc if you dare
HexeLL | EF2L.org Jul 7 @ 3:59pm 
Added to talk about samii's retardness and my dead HL team
samii | EF2L.org Jul 5 @ 1:51am 
So you're going by "mATTgAY" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..