Gaeta from Matt exports
Matt   France
For official / scrim inquiries, if I'm not responding, add Hondjo
My ETF2L profile [], and My UGC profile []

"If memes would be haram, I'd be dead by now" -Vocey

Currently leading Divided Assembly [] (etf2l high), and Church of gaeta.rodrigues [] (UGC Platinum).

Mercing informations:


🔸Spy: High / Plat
🔸Pyro: Mid / Plat
🔸Medic: Mid / Silver
🔸Scout: Mid / Silver


🔹Soldier (I'd prefer pocket): Low
🔹Scout: Low
🔹Medic: Low

Some games you should definitely check out :

- Team Fortress 2
-Dark Souls (the entire franchise)
-Fallout (the entire franchise)
-Hotline Miami 1& 2
-The Talos Principle
-CoD: WaW & BO1
-Hellblade: Sennua's Sacrifice
-The binding of Isaac & Rebirth
-Portal 1 & 2
-The wolf among us
-The walking dead
-Thief Gold
-Bioshock (the entire franchise)
-Life is Strange
-Hitman: Blood Money


Now for some quotes and retarded shit people said to me:

houston: I'm sorry but are you LFT ?
MattJay is NOT LFT!!!: Let me think

NexusCat /GO DENMARK: if italians talk with their hands how are they gonna call and play at the same time?

Stalker!!! -UA-: and i see le matt with le amby and im like le shits

Le Cow.: OH FUCK

Mr Improbable: it was like watching small baboons screech and jump around in a medium sized savannah tree

nightmare: premjay
nightmare: outfragging a prem spy
nightmare: now you're officially prem

hondjo: who needs real sunshine
hondjo: if you got cp_sunshine

poy: Appelle la compagnie des Indes Orientales stp nous faut un autre demo

Pimskii: Did you ever have the tip of your dick with little rips in it
Pimskii: Like when its rly dry in the air
Pimskii: And u wank
Pimskii: And your dick rips open
Pimskii: Holy fuck this is painful

MattJay Scrim? mid/high: you're drunk!? :D
Adda: no?
Adda: >>>
Adda: >.>
Adda: <.<
Adda: >.<
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OG Can Jun 20 @ 12:23am 
Hi, I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
ashley Jun 17 @ 1:34pm 
Adding for UGC Official
Toco Jun 15 @ 3:45pm 
Hey guys,
I would appreciate if you guys would stop posting copypastas on profiles. You see, when you do it, I get a notification on my profile and when I realise it isnt for me it makes me very sad. When I was a kid, my dad was never there for me and my mom was a drunk so I grew up all alone, I was smaller and weaker than the other kids at school because my mom drank during her pregnancy, I also have a very weird shaped face. Frequently big Mike would come and slap my nuts with a stick and the girls would laugh. Its why I'm always walking weird because the pain never goes away. So please dont post copypastas because it reminds me of my everyday life where noone cares for me, ok thanks
samii Jun 11 @ 3:29pm 
Engineer you fucking idiot nigger
-pM.Rh0mbus Jun 7 @ 12:49pm 
added from lobby
Ember Jun 5 @ 9:20am