“The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles -- kingons, or possibly queons -- that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed.”

― Terry Pratchett, Mort
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Foxygaming453 Dec 1, 2022 @ 1:57pm 
Foxygaming453 Aug 22, 2022 @ 10:39am 
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Hobo Aug 7, 2022 @ 4:16am 
Hobo Feb 10, 2021 @ 6:32am 
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Hobo Jan 12, 2021 @ 4:21pm 
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Ecko May 26, 2020 @ 1:20pm 
Also know as the next Shakespeare.