𝗛ero
𝐈ncredible
𝐓he best
𝐋ovely
𝐄ducated
𝐑espectful...! ❤️❤️❤️

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Being sexually unattracted to female farts is evidence of homosexuality. Womens' farts have ASS PHEROMONES in them that cover the smell of ♥♥♥♥ when inhaled by a heterosexual male, causing them to smell like roses instead. If they smell like ♥♥♥♥ to you that means you lack the straight male pheromone receptors, and are gay.

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the google chrome no internet dinosaur so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time my internet connection dies I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with the Google Chrome no internet dinosaur. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Google Chrome no internet dinosaur's tight dino ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dinosaur babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbor's dog. I'd dressed her in a dinosaur costume and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Google Chrome. I might not ever get to see the dinosaur again.

Dear beloved, you’re right. Others are only used to seeing me at the top. I know what I must be now. A HUMAN ♥♥♥ BUCKET. I don’t have to be THE APEX PREDATOR anymore. It wasn’t just a game when we explored each other’s genitals that one time in the boy’s locker room.I want to rekindle our spark like the first flame in Dark Souls. I’m wiling to give up my alpha status. I want us to hold nothing back like those yaoi characters we’d joke about during our nightly phone calls. It’s decided, we’re leaving today. I’m putting the werehog mantle down.Meet me at our favorite rendezvous.We’re going to have our own little Destiny Island in the Philippines. I know the locals are filthy but that’s a curse that comes with Fhilipine. Our descendants will cleanse the gene pool. It’ll be our own Odyssey, nothing mid like warframe. My Drake is hard thinking about us.Remember to bring my chastity cage. No edging this time, you know who you are, find me. I’ll see you gumi bear

I used to jerk off to angry birds. When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day 1 was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. Il am glad to admit I still do this to this very day