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Hi, I'm Maple. I am a shameless thief of ideas who has stolen this profile template from my good friend Strange. I play games, am a hobbyist philosopher, and I am learning Japanese at university. I hope to write a book one day, but I am also abysmal at finishing projects, so we'll see if that ever happens.

What games do you play?
I primarily enjoy anything that is excruciatingly boring. Games such as Euro Truck Sim 2, Powerwash Sim, Viscera Cleanup Detail, Cookie Clicker, and so on are absolutely my jam sandwich, and my ungodly number of hours in ETS is a common mode of jabbing from my friends (until they play it and understand that it is truly the pinnacle of gaming). However, I also enjoy a variety of games including Dark Souls 2, Super Hexagon, Gears of War, Mario Kart, Garry's Mod and many, many more. I grew up playing Sonic 2, THUG, Lemmings, and other superb classics, as well as a number of Gamecube games such as Double Dash and Zelda. I'm also an enjoyer of tabletop RPGs, and I hope that one day a video game will allow you the freedom of interactivity of D&D. I don't have a favourite game (though if I had to choose I would say DS2), but I am currently playing Nier Automata and very much enjoying it.

A small note on books
I really enjoy writing, so of course I also really enjoy books. My favourite fictional book is Infinite Jest (yes I have read it, the whole thing, endnotes and all). My favourite non-fiction is Human, All Too Human. The only classic that I have read and actually enjoyed is Bram Stoker's Dracula, and people who enjoy Of Mice and Men are just objectively wrong. About everything. Never listen to anything they say about anything ever. I also enjoyed studying Animal Farm in school. I am currently reading A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again, Mythos, and The Eye of the World.

Cool People
:Toxic_Geralt: Geralt Stan
:sleepyjill: Badass Art Grill
:d20: Fellow Autist
:SonicManiaSonic: Big Big Bro
:seriousboss: Big Bro
:dip: Hot American Milf
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Artorrien Jun 27 @ 11:14am 
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