That's where you're wrong partner. You've never seen me guzzle a full 4L in one go. By the time the first litre is gone, every pair of panties in the room has already hit the floor; every female human in a 12 kilometre radius explodes with a sexual fury likened to that of a monsoon. And for the males? They are made to look like little boys, shaking in their little boy boots. Scientists say you should only drink 250ml of water every 15 minutes to prevent oversaturation of the electrolytic cells, but I am a man of faith, a man of God, and this allows my body to accommodate the most egregious amounts of water without risk of death. So tell me, you casual; are you intimidated by me? You should be. God forbid I drink even a small cup of water around your female girlfriend, because if that were the case.... you'd be sleeping alone tonight, partner.

I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Robin Walker's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Medic and Heavy fanfic tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the Medics' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 1 tier of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Team Fortress 2. The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the techniques will go over a typical player's head. There's also Medic's schadenfreude outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Reddit literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these mechanics, to realize that they're not just fun- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Team Fortress 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Heavy's existencial catchphrase "Pootis," which itself is a cryptic reference to the Engineer's dispenser.

What aNa sKm

Sea may rise , sky my fall

My love will never die