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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
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First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
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Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
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His house

Upgraded the church.
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His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
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A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
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Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
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Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
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Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
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Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
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Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
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Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
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Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
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Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
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Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
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Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
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Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
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Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
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Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
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Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
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Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
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Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
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Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
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Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
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Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
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Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked Oct 29 @ 6:55am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
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Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
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Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
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On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
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Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
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Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
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Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
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Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
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A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
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The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
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A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
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Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
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Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
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Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
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Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
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More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
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More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
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More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
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Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
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A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
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Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
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Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
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Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
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Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
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Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
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Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
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Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
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A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
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An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
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Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
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The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
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To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
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One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
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Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
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Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
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Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
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Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
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Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
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Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
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Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
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A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
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A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
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A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
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Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
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The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
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A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
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A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
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The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
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Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
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The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
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A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
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The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked Oct 26 @ 4:16am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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