Guardian of the Night
James   United States
 
 
"Don't give a fuck. The less fucks we give, the better we will play." -KuroKy, 2017
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Wall of Ron Swanson Quotes
"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Don't teach a man to fish, and you feed yourself. He's a grown man. Fishing is not that hard."

"Friends: one to three is sufficient."

"Crying: Acceptable a funerals and the Grand Canyon."

"History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."

"There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."

"When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them."

"There has never been a sadness that can’t been cured by breakfast food."

"Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that."

"How much postage does it take to send a letter to Canada?"
"Who's it going to?"
"Canada. It says 'Dear Canada: Fuck you.' "

"Not to worry. I have a permit."
"This just says 'I can do what I want. ' "
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Fox pls
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Soleil Jun 25 @ 6:07pm 
-rep is a nerdy butt
★GraceDaFox★ Jun 24 @ 7:38pm 
*Foxy hugs him and boops* >^<
♥~Kaifloof~♥ Jun 18 @ 9:38am 
I beg to differ. You're definitely much much more snuggly than I am :cyanheart: 10/10. Lunarhors gives best snuggles. Would snuggle again ❤
♥~Kaifloof~♥ Jun 17 @ 6:36pm 
Best snugglehors :cyanheart:
maslav May 18 @ 11:44am 
im very horny right now
Blackjack™ May 3 @ 1:40am 
Dats a secret :3