Monzy
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basedmedic May 23 @ 2:17pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls profile. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
basedmedic Feb 19 @ 8:49pm 
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basedmedic Jan 15 @ 10:17am 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
basedmedic Jan 11 @ 11:57am 
First of all, sex with horses is illegal. Are you willing to go to jail just so you can fuck a pony? I don't care that they are sexy, cute little vixens but you CAN'T stick your willie in there.
But if you fuck a pony anyway, make sure you don't break your dick. If they give you a hoofjob and squeeze a bit too hard, splat. Game over. Lap dance? splat. Positions where they're on top of you? splat. Women don't come with that risk, even if that means you have to settle with worse. Better bad sex than no sex.
Do you even know where a pony's clitoris is? She would be absolutely bored out of her mind while you search through her massive vagina.
HORSES HAVE NO TITS! They have good asses but tits are life. They go up and down and are squeezable, mendable, jiggly balls of fun.
Look, I know we all secretly want to fuck a pony, but the reality is that we, and they, won't be able to enjoy it as much as you think you would. So settle with a dolphin or an octopus. Just don't fuck a pony.
Big Hack N00b Dec 7, 2017 @ 9:36am 
you hav bin wesitted my Mugabe gaming from ZIMBAMWE AY aY. You are gud boyy
basedmedic Nov 2, 2017 @ 1:19pm 
Shit