Zach   Chicago, Illinois, United States
Ex. Retired Gamer
Currently Offline
Kathridwyn Oct 23 @ 11:28pm 
signed by me :)
Riceroni Aug 8 @ 8:07pm 
Daniel Aug 2 @ 11:34am 
Mintz Jul 14 @ 5:19pm 
I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week. I didn’t even need coffee this morning, I woke up bright and early with the sunrise ready for my day. Don’t take my word for it, just try it yourself so you can receive and feel the benificial power of the sun through your anus.
BegieTV Jul 13 @ 4:12pm 
Thanks for making me try that game, all my games are too easy … put ur trade link in my comments I’ll give u a 10 cent skin 😍
Mintz Jan 22 @ 11:23am 
I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm