I sexually Identify as an M1A2 Abrams. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of rolling over the oilfields blasting my hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a tank is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install tracks, .50 cal mounted turret, 120 mm smoothbore cannon and reactive armor on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Abrams" and respect my right to kill from below and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a tankiphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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~Meaning of a Bounce~
Bounce off the Deck: Did we use HE?
Bounce off the Cupola: I think your commander should die!
Bounce off the Underside: I'm ready. To ragequit.
Bounce off the the Mantlet: For Desperation.
Bounce off the Treads: Don't ever leave me.
Bounce below the Mantlet: I like shot traps.
Bounce off the Nose: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS3.
Bounce off the Fender: You're so desperate!
Bounce off the Turret Ring: You shouldn't shoot me.
Bounce off the Super structure: I want you dead.
Bounce off the Glacious: I love the feeling of inacurate guns.
Bounce off the Main Gun: I need you to stop that.
Bounce off the Rear: For fun!
Bounce off the Antenna: I missed you.
Bounce off the Radio man: ultimate expression for expendable.
Bounce off the Periscope: I'm embarrassed I missed the Cupola.
Bounce off the Drive Sprocket: Your escape attempt is not ignored.
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