Trust me. I'm a genius





The goal of all life is death.

As the Prince of Hope i am uniquely qualified to recognize wwhen all hope is lost.

You always have to remember, I AM just a madman with a box!

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

hanjo smerf?

Rathalos without Flashbombs is like fapping with a Glove made out of spiked Fire Ants, that constantly spit acid on your schlong, while biting it with the pure hatred of a billion burning Suns

It is easy to raise a kid... as long as its buried close enough to the surface.

Jesus was the first student of Hogwarts right?

Ad victoriam.

Remember, blue aliens can't rob you, if you don't see them.

All's well that ends well, I say.

Blood for the Pact.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

Legends may sleep, but they never die.

Fowl by name, foul by nature.

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

"i think my problem is that i'm trying to make this work, and i'm just gonna stop trying to make myself fit. and i'm just instead going to be, and let the chips fall where they may, 'cause this is exhausting and i'm tired and i'm bleeding and i think i've had enough. and if this is gonna continue, i'd rather it continue with me doing much less work to make these people like me and to be something that they like and i'm instead just gonna.. if i'm gonna be awful and not liked by these people, i'm gonna be not liked for good reasons, and im just gonna stand by it."

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Me in a nutshell:

I am the most unpleasant, rude, ignorant and all-round obnoxious arsehole that anyone could possibly have the misfortune to meet.
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