Matthew Lucas   Texas, United States
Hmm... here are a collection of my favorite quotations:

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my father. Not screaming and terrified like his passengers."

“Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.”

"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up."
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