LazerEyedMongoose
Dimitrov   Czech Republic
 
 
I play gem and like playing gems...
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1,058 hrs on record
last played on Oct 16
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last played on Oct 16
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last played on Oct 15
KoningJean[LFT] Oct 6 @ 7:08pm 
After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
ZBK Sep 17 @ 7:55am 
There are many types

of monsters in this world:
monsters who will not show
themselves and who cause trouble,
monsters who abduct children,
monsters who devour dreams,
monsters who suck blood…
and monsters who always tell lies.

Lying monsters are a real nuisance;
they are much more cunning
than other monsters.
They pose as humans
even though they have no
understanding of the human heart;
they eat
even though they’ve
never experienced hunger;
they study
even though they have no
interest in academics;
they seek friendship even though
they do not know how to love.

If I were to encounter such monsters,

I would likely be eaten by it…
because in truth,
I am that monster.
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Bokkom Jun 12 @ 12:32pm 
crackhead
LazerEyedMongoose May 31 @ 5:38am 
Lmao
twitch.tv/m1ghtypalad1n May 19 @ 10:42am 
700 ure tjom ek het 2000 dan wil jy vir my kom se hoe om te speel gaan poes jouself in jou klein piel