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Let's talk about something important. Put. That script item. Down. Script items are for role players only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Ron and Jon. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's what? You call yourself a role player you son of a bitch? What's my name? Fuck you. That's my name. You know why, mister? You wore a sunrise to get here. I wore an eighty thousand ruble radiation suit. THAT'S my name. And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the man's game, you can't role play with them - go home and tell your e-wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to play with the /me's you've created. You hear me you fucking faggot? A-B-R. A-Always, B-Be, R-Role playing. Always be role playing. ALWAYS BE ROLE PLAYING. A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, because it's rp or walk. You role play or you hit the bricks. Decision - Have you made your decision, for your character? And Action. A-I-D-A. Get out there - you got the role players coming in. You think they came in to get out of the rain? A guy don't walk in on the rp unless he wants to play. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their emotes. Are you gonna take them? Are you man enough to take them?

You see this character? This character costs more than your life. I made 970,000 emotes last year. How many'd you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good "scavenger"? Fuck you! Go home and play with your SWEPs. You wanna stay here - role play! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get in a /me? You don't like it, leave. I can go out there tonight with the materials you've got and make myself 15,000 emotes. Tonight! In three hours! Can you? Can YOU? Go and do likewise. A-I-D-A. Get mad you son of a bitch, get mad. You want to know what it takes to role play? It takes BRASS BALLS to role play. Go and do likewise. RP's out there. You pick it up, it's yours. You don't, I got no sympathy for you. You wanna go out on those events tonight and role play, ROLE PLAY. It's yours. If not, you're gonna be shining my servos. And you know what you'll be saying - a bunch of losers sitting around in a bar. "Oh yeah. I used to be a role player. It's a tough racket."

These are the new events. These are the Monolith events. And to you they're gold, and you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you is just throwing them away. They're for role players. I'd wish you good luck but you wouldn't know what to do with it if you got it. And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Ron and Jon asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and permaban your fucking ass because a scriptlord is a scriptlord.
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