worst player   Donghai, Guangdong, China
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"Who will win? I don't know" - Eric Cantona

Your crew is feather-weight, My gunshots will make You levitate

Are you telling me that a man who tried to put a rubber fist in my anus, was a homosexual?

If the police can't catch you, you must be on the dust

Cita mauriņā zāle vienmēr liekas zaļāka

full time loser

An offer you can't refuse.

once you relax, you become dead weight

Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.

You're born with nothing, but you leave with even lesser.

קום בחור וצא לעבודה

When there's war and all is hell
Send in Nil Ushakov!

> long, long time ago
> be me, jewish grill like 12y
> living somewhere in the desert
> life is hard, no real job
> kinda slutty, slept with like half the man of the village
> get prego after some time
> ppl in the village start talking
> they call me names, since I cant name the farther of the baby
> the village eldest gets aware of my situation and comes to my house
> “tell me the name of the farther“
> I start panicking.webm
> “I cant tell you the name“
> “why is that so? Did something happen?“
> In total panic I am saying “it was god himself, who got me pregnant“
Short skip
> son was born, ppl still talking
> son ask for his farther, telling him he's special
> mfw, son runs around telling ppl he's special
> tells ppl he is the son of god
> the ppl in the village are getting angry, saying that they dont belive him, that being jewish doesnt work like this
> mfw, retarded son founds his own religion
> suddenly eating pork is fine, no more sabbath, no more circumcision
> village ppl kicking us out
> my retarded son runs through the desert, telling everyone he meets, that he is the son of god
> mfw, knowing the original story.jpg
> dafuq, other ppl start beliving him and his story, group of follower is getting bigger and bigger
> son claims he can do magic and shit
Another skip, 400 years later
> ppl still talking about my magic retard son and his story
> they collect all stories and create a myth about it
> several ppl die, kill and go to war, since they claim every single word to be true

Verum, sine mendacio, certum et verissimum:
Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius, et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius, ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
Et sicut res omnes fuerunt ab uno, meditatione unius, sic omnes res natae ab hac una re, adaptatione.
Pater eius est Sol. Mater eius est Luna, portavit illud Ventus in ventre suo, nutrix eius terra est.
Pater omnis telesmi totius mundi est hic.
Virtus eius integra est si versa fuerit in terram.
Separabis terram ab igne, subtile ab spisso, suaviter, magno cum ingenio.
Ideo fugiet a te omnis obscuritas.
Haec est totius fortitudinis fortitudo fortis, quia vincet omnem rem subtilem, omnemque solidam penetrabit.
Sic mundus creatus est.
Hinc erunt adaptationes mirabiles, quarum modus est hic. Itaque vocatus sum Hermes Trismegistus, habens tres partes philosophiae totius mundi.
Completum est quod dixi de operatione Solis.

We think death is a thing, because we have these bodies and these bodies die, but we're not really these bodies

man patīk heavy metāls, metalcore, deathcore, grunge core, symphonic metāls

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prob one of my proudest wrs, 2bad I was a huge Pepega and failed at the top and lost like 8+mins. rip sub1hr
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Recent Activity

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last played on Sep 11
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krime Sep 10 @ 6:30am 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
krime Aug 18 @ 12:47pm 
lacij abandoned the match and received a 2 hour competitive matchmaking cooldown.
[PARTY] lacij left
pep Aug 15 @ 5:35am 
show you my trick again?? you mean where my ♥♥♥♥♥ quadruples in size from soft?
psychoSAMA Aug 14 @ 5:52pm 
bot & need a vacation with a gf or maybe a big ♥♥♥♥♥ anyways he need help
keník Aug 13 @ 1:50pm 
keník Aug 13 @ 1:50pm