Lordy
Joe Waschl   Austria
 
 
This is bad news. I believe that porn & subliminal sexual messages forced to make us PMO is controlled by the government / media. Just like they want to brain wash us with music and the news. The people who really run this country want us to PMO so it can limit us and keep us from our true potential. Invisible hand cuffs.


From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!

Hatched on a frond of the Undertree, I devoured leaf, stalk, root and all of my sibs. Yet, only halfway through this Eon, I already hunger for more!

When I was done dying my conscience regained
So I began my struggle a nothingness strained
Out a flash made of time my new form blasted out
And it startled me so and I burst out a shout
At which my legs ran frantic like birds from a nest
And I ran until drained leaving no choice but rest
So I fell asleep softly at the edge of a cave
But I should have gone in deeper but I'm not so brave
And like that I was torn out and thrown in the sky
And I said all my prayers because surely I'll die
As I crashed down and smashed into earth, into dirt
How my skin did explode leaving only my shirt
But from shirt grew a tree and then tree grew a fruit
And I became the seed and that seed was a brute
And I clawed through the ground with my roots and my leaves
And I tore up the shirt and I ate up the sleeves
And they laughed out at me and said "what is your plan?"
But their question was foreign I could not understand
When then suddenly I'm ripped up and placed in a mouth
And it swallowed me down at which time I head south
So I said
Hey ya e ya
Hey hey hey

Well I woke up to see them, these two mighty steeds
With their mouths grinning wildly expressing my needs
As they stood there above me, being flanked on each side
I felt no need to fear them, no reason to hide
So I reached up to touch but they faded too soon
Yet their mouths still remained and stacked up towards the moon
How that ladder of mouth waved so soft in the night
And I looked up in awe at that beautiful sight
And I dreamt about climbing into the night sky
But I know had I touched them they'd mouth back 'bye bye'
So I got up and walked down the path in the dark
And there deep in the distance my eye caught a spark
Of a crab twice my size with incredible strength
Oh it greeted me kindly and then we all drank
And we drooled out together right onto the ground
And the ocean grew quickly right up all around
And the earth looked at me and said "wasn't that fun?"
And I replied "I'm sorry if I hurt anyone"
And without even thinking cast me into space
But before she did that she wiped off my own face
She said better luck next time don't worry so much
Without ears I couldn't hear I could just feel th
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Sheppard Jul 12 @ 2:44pm 
Du Hurensohn, jetzt weiß ich warum du so rumlagst wenn du hackst, du kleiner verfickter Hurnsohn geh deine Mutter ficken! Du verfickter Hurensohn ich hab deine Mutter gefickt da warst du noch 8 Jahre alt. Du kleiner verfickter Hurensohn deine Mutter wird von mir gefickt anal das glaubst du gar nicht du Hurensohn! Ich hab deine Mutter gefickt da warst du 8 Jahre alt. Halt dein Maul du Hurensohn! Du Hurensohn ich fick deine Mutter jeden Tag anal! Du Hurensooooohn!
Sheppard Jul 12 @ 2:42pm 
man du must basuka nemen und auf den balan vorne sind muni mach dich unsichtba und ge nach vorn hol munie wens ler ist und ge zurük hab bai main ded ab gegugt und wen du das krüpel monster mainst da chste so ne wafe die nimsdu und da komt ain kurz fil zuerst besik umbedinkt die vligenen dinger (die mit dem 4 armen). :) ;) ok das wa ales
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Du wurdest soeben GEHITLERT!!!!!!!!!
HITLERE andere Leute, um auch ein
Führer zu werden...
Du darfst mich nicht ZURÜCKHITLERN, da
ich jetzt dein FÜHRER bin
I had the best wank of my life today. I often beat off while driving around. I have dark windows and high door panels so 90% of the time no one notices (unless they're in an SUV right next to me). Anyways, I'm jacking as usual, and I come to a crosswalk with 2girls on my right waiting to cross. I see a golden opportunity. I go right on their red. I inch across their view. One girl is on her phone (bitch) but the other is looking around... and looks at me.

Dead. Eye. Contact.

I'm furiously fapping. She smiles as I arch up, and MAKE SURE she sees. I instantly jizz everywhere. 99% of the time, I don't cum in he car, I wait till I get home (a long build up is nice) but today I couldn't stop, and wouldn't have wanted to. Her jaw drops.

I keep driving. Whole pass by maybe took 20 sec. as she clears my passenger window, I hear her cry OH MY GOD to her friend and points at my car to presumably tell her.

Today was a good day.
For an extreme workout I sometimes go to gay bars, drop my pants and explosively pull them back up as I straighten my back and chin up. It works as a pullup, a deadlift motion and my chin up. This also gives an intense adrenaline rush because if I cannot pull my pants up fast enough, one of those rupauls may just nail me in the ass. Because of the extreme nature of this exercise, it is recommended for those who have a high level of pullup-chinup proficiency. For extra motivation, try prettying up real nice and smearing some of your penis sweat on your neck - if they run and chase you there is also a cardio effect.
I don't like my ass touching the toilet and I can only poop in a squat position, so I literally take a shit in a styrofoam bowl and dump it in the toilet, then put the bowl in a ziplock bag in the trash, and take out the trash every 4 days because it stinks anyway. After I poop I don't wipe, go in the shower, stick my index finger up my ass and pull out all the poop behind my anus, then rinse, hand and ass, scrub with soap and wash clean. I don't think I could ever manage going camping or pooping in a public toilet.