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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:38pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 7:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:51am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 6:21am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:21pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 2:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 7:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 12:56am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:42pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 1:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 5:16am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:20am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:45pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:29pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 8:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 8:33pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:01pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:12am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 5:33am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:14am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:05pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 10:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 12:59am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:24am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 7:41am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:45pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:36am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 10:21pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 10:04pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 2:45am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 1:54am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 6:51am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 6:54am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 6:30pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:26pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:20am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:24am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 9:26pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:52am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 2:04am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:20am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 9:25pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 10:14am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 7:00pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:52am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 7:39am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 9:39pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 11:55pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 4:04am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:14am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 3:50am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:52am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 3:50am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 3:25am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 2:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 3:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 7:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:43pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 9:00am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:58pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 11:05pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 2:28am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 7:02pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 1:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 8:48pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 12, 2022 @ 4:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 9:19pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 11:20am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Jan 18, 2023 @ 11:52am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 23, 2023 @ 3:55am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Feb 4, 2023 @ 10:56pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 2:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:41am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 10:54pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 12:56am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 6:25am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:44pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:28pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:39pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 10:33pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 16, 2022 @ 11:23pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2022 @ 6:25am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 9:36pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 1:41am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 9:53pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 5:28pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 11, 2023 @ 7:34pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 11:20am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 3:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:35pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 9:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 13, 2023 @ 2:19am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 6:29pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 3:20pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 3:28am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 2:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:57am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:39pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked Dec 21, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 9:32pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 7:38pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:14am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 2:12am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2023 @ 5:12am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:13am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 5:03pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 12:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:13am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 6:57am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 3:14pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 4:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked Feb 18, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 5:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:26pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2023 @ 9:43am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked Feb 16, 2023 @ 10:41am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:28pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:13pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:14am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked May 9, 2023 @ 6:32am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 2:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked Dec 18, 2022 @ 12:42am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 3:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 10:45am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:10pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 10:01am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:30pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 3:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked Dec 17, 2022 @ 8:31pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Dec 20, 2022 @ 3:12pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 12:17am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2023 @ 10:45am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 4:09am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked Feb 24 @ 9:15am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 11:55pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:14am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked Feb 22, 2023 @ 2:12am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 5:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 3:14pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked Dec 19, 2022 @ 7:15am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 13, 2023 @ 4:28pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 6:58pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:44pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:15pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:35pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked Dec 11, 2022 @ 5:34pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked Jan 12, 2023 @ 3:46pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked Feb 19 @ 5:28pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked Jan 24, 2023 @ 7:28pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:19pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2023 @ 6:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 21 @ 5:24am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2023 @ 4:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked Mar 11, 2023 @ 10:01am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked Feb 22 @ 2:24am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked Feb 20 @ 4:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked Sep 6, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:21pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked May 29, 2023 @ 4:20pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

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