Kmasht
🍪🍪🍪   South Yorkshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
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Hi.
You made it down here. Thank you.
Now can you please stop stalking me and leave?
Much appreciated.

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BenzoBZD Sep 2 @ 10:07am 
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jord Jul 14 @ 8:23am 
I sexually identify as a Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my father, old man and my son Big hoss. One thing I've after 13 years of hormone therapy, you never know what's going to pop out of your chest.

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Dingo Ice Jul 13 @ 6:28pm 
The first orgasm I ever had was from my dog licking my ♥♥♥♥. Long time ago now and longer story but I was a a horny 13 year old and not very smart about how that stuff worked. I just knew what you picked up in the school yard and that rubbing my ♥♥♥♥ felt good. Hot summer night we had no ac and it I was sleeping in my underwear and woke up to the dog nuzzling my sweaty crotch one night, so encouraged him to keep nuzzling and licking. I liked the feeling so a few days later encouraged him to do it some more and it became a semi regular thing. One day he did it long enough that I had this amazing feeling that made my whole body tense up. That made me want it more, and a few episodes later, actual ♥♥♥ came out. It sounds ridiculous (this was pre internet, cable tv, etc)to say it now, but I was amazed and surprised.
That dog and I (both male) went on to have many, many orgasms together until I found a girlfriend who took care of such things for me. He was a good dog.
Cory. Jul 13 @ 6:18pm 
Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance
Cory. Jul 13 @ 6:13pm 
Salam brother. Remember when in childhood we went to computers, when we did not have money, we did push-UPS with the boys in front of the admin. How many times I did push-UPS - I got so many free minutes on computers. Only you didn't do push-UPS, but went out with the admin to the toilet, after that you played the most, we envied you..