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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand how to make a pizza. The skill is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the techniques will go over a typical diner's head. There's also the chef's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their profession - their personal philosophy often draws heavily from, Kitchen Confidential for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these pizzas, to realize that they're not just food- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike pizza truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the significance of Papa John's existential catchphrase "Better igredients, Better Pizza, Papa John's," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as The Noid's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

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And yes by the way, I DO have a Deep Dish tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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