Yukimura#2155
🔞Sexual Content. Minors don't interact.🔞   United States
 
 
▼Rᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ!▼
It's actually important!!!

Just a head's up; I'm someone who holds a lot of strong opinions.
Including, but not limited to:
-Politics based arguments are redundant on both sides and only make the angry boomers running the country less likely to listen to you.
-Excessive amounts of fursona porn with different people doesn't make you cool. It just makes you look like a twatbag who no one can trust.
-Sonicfox sucks at fighting games.
-The Bullpup'd Deagle and the Gluger both exist and CAN harm you no matter what your therapist says.
-The USFA ZiP .22 did nothing wrong.
If these opinions offend and/or irritate you, we may not get along. It's nothing personal. Just be mindful of this.
Aɴsᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ Yᴏᴜʀ Sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ Qᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs!
Okay, so who the hell am I?
Name: Christian
Fursona Name: Yukimura Kits
Fursona Species: Kitsune/Dragon Hybrid (Mizutsune lite)
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Orientation: Demisexual
Relationship Status: Taken
Average Active Hours: 1PM - 12AM

Likes
-Eggnog
-Guns
-Cars
-Winning
-Cooperative Teammates
-Mmmm Sexytimes~
-Cute boy butts

Dislikes
-Sonicfox(And tier ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in general.)
-Creator Stans
-Oversimplified game design.
-Summer Heat
-People who physically cheat on their partners
-People who brag about wasting money on pointless ♥♥♥♥.
-The fact that the Full Auto Deagle doesn't exist and my wrists would break instantly if it did.


【My PC Specs】
Monitor: Acer S231HL 23" (1920 x 1080 Native)
Case: Rosewill SCM-01B ATX Mini Tower(Complete utter dogwater)
Motherboard: Asus P8H67-M EVO
CPU: Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2500S CPU @ 2.70GHz
GPU: Gigabyte GeForce GT 1030 GV-N1030D5-2GL (+175 Core/+685 Mem MSI Afterburner)
Storage: 120GB Boot SSD + 1.5TB storage HDD
Memory: 8GB(2x4) Kingston HyperX Black DDR3 1333mhz
Cooling: Stock Fan and Heatsink.
Ports: 5 x USB 2 + 2 x USB3
Network Adapter: Ethernet
Keyboard: Aukey KM-G16 [Blue Switches]
Mouse: Logitech G402 Hyperion Fury(Set range of 1400 - 4000 DPI and 1000 RPS)


Comparing my ex to my current wife.

The Virgin Viizipn vs the Chad Fox Friend
Thins bones with birth control because she can't stop cheating on you. =/= Big and Strong like a normal person.

Never finishes commissions unless provoked. =/= Communicates and always finishes on time.

Obsesses over fat mukbang manbabies on youtube.=/= Based Kiwifarms reader who knows of many people.

Schlicks it to Made in Abyss. =/= Watches MiB for the plot because she ain't a kid diddler.

Weak Narehate Ferret creature with mismatched eyes. =/= Strong dragon woman who summons her man for extra power.

Lives in her Aunt's house in a tiny room =/= Has a personal Fox Den where she can vibe as she pleases.

Hates edgy 4chan humor and finds it offensive. =/= Embraces the tasteful edge because Based Babe.

Weak ass suburban white girl genes =/= "Uff Da"


!!!NOTICE!!!
As a grown man, I don't see it necessary to censor myself or restrict what kinds of sexual things I can or can't say in a casual setting. If this is something that bothers you, you don't need to add me or engage with it. Just don't try to talk me down or claim that I can't for some ridiculous reason.


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Review Showcase
143 Hours played
Let me start this off by saying that, with both PC and Switch combined, I've had easily over 200 hours dumped into Paladins. So I've got a lot of hands-on experience with both PC AND Console versions of the game. Not only because I'm a big fan of what Paladins was and can possibly be if given the extra time and polish, but as a safety net from all of the angry 13 year olds who will inevitably bombard this review's comments with insults in hopes of getting me to break down and apologize for ever daring to criticize their 'flawless' Free-To-Play shooter. No. I'm not sorry and I never will be. Paladins had it's chances.

I feel like one thing that should be addressed right off the bat is the simple fact that none of the four terms used to describe character classes in paladins(Damage, Flank, Support, Frontline) hold any weight anymore. The game has a thick layer of customization in the form of loadout decks which effect how your champion plays. This means if you want to run a damage spreading healer class for Pip, it's completely possible with the right loadout. While this is good addition, it also means that just about any champion can do the job of another champion class as long as they have the right loadouts. The build I mentioned earlier effectively turns Pip into a strange Damage/Flank hybrid with Area Of Effect healing at pretty much any distance he thinks to throw a potion. And of course, you can stack the effects of the in-game item shop in matches to make some ridiculously powerful builds(Some of which being completely busted like Damage Jenos). Whether or not this is a bad thing is completely up to you. I think it's alright in some places but extremely obnoxious with other champions to the point of leaving the game's competitive environment in a constant state of confusion.

The Talent system is something meant to add an extra layer of depth to the game, but it's actually completely pointless because it effectively forces the game into what it was before the feature got introduced. For a game so hellbent on trying to make people play the game differently, Hi-Rez didn't think much of this through. A single talent for a champion can make about 6 other ones completely obsolete in high level play. The Dev team didn't put in the time to overlook every potential interaction between the many champions. Which I totally understand since, as of right now, the game has over 30. But a lot of 'unique' champion talents are just better or worse versions of talents that can be found elsewhere. This can often force you to pick a champion you don't personally want to play just for the sake of filling a spot in your team with the best version of a specific talent you have access to. Though, this is assuming you even have the right champions. This segways into a bigger problem with the game.

The main way of getting access to new champions is made exceedingly tedious once you've reached around Level 20 and earned most of the achievement rewards.(Like tanking 100,000 damage in a match for example.). Let's talk gold. Gold is the in-game currency used to buy champions and at least ONE skin for each champion. The average amount of gold you're going to have to use to purchase ANYTHING with gold is 30,000 or over. This wouldn't be an issue if only your average winnings from a fight weren't only a measly 200 gold IF you perform well enough to earn it. This means that you're earning an approximate 2,000 gold every 10 matches if you don't count the average 400-ish gold you get from finishing the daily quests, plus the login rewards that don't give you much. It'd take you a week of non stop playing in training mode just to get yourself a new champion. By that time you wouldn't even want to play the game anymore because of the agonizingly slow grind it took to get a champion that may not even be as good as you think they will be.

This can be remedied by buying a $30-40 "Champion Pack" that Hi-Rez indirectly forces you to buy by making the free to play grind as tedious and frustrating as possible. And it's not like the money even goes to fixing the game. The DLC for this game added together is $165. What you're getting for that is every Champion, gold(Which is completely obsolete once you have every champion anyway), XP boosters(This mostly gives you gold when you level up, worthless) and battle passes for every season of the year which will likely only get you only half of what ONE $10 season battle pass for Fortnite can get you. And what exactly does this money go to? Well, not fixing the game. It goes to producing more useless skins that cause even more problems for actual gameplay. So they take your money, pocket most of it, and use the remaining cash to make more skins you never asked for so you can toss more money back at them. It's scummy and I honestly hate that.

The game itself is bug ridden with several ways to clip into every map using even the most basic of movement oriented champions. As well as hitboxes so big and laggy that you could theoretically get headshots just by popping people in the chest. The game itself is a complete buggy mess and it only takes around 30 minutes to find a bug for yourself. Not only that, but the game runs equally poor. It crashes insanely frequently on both switch and PC, and will often lock you out and force you to delete your config just for changing one too many of the in-game graphics settins. It's pretty damn clear that Hi-Rez doesn't care about the game.

This is why I DO NOT recommend paladins. The better option is to simply play Fortnite or wait for Overwatch to go on sale. Better yet, go play TF2. That game gives you all of the content without any necessary grind for anything that isn't purely cosmetic. Don't play this game.
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Yukimura#2155 May 10 @ 11:02pm 
Funny how I'm "Bad" but I literally won the match I called out your garbage internet in, lobotomite.
AFlamboyantKitten May 10 @ 8:01pm 
My network connection is fine. Perhaps stop making excuses for being bad at the game
Advocated Edict May 4 @ 5:27pm 
While Rikyuu and I aren't friends anymore, I'd appreciate it if you stopped harassing him.
Yukimura#2155 May 2 @ 2:49pm 
Damn that song's actually good.
Yukimura#2155 May 1 @ 12:36am 
For anyone reading this, there will be a video better explaining the situation once I'm in a better headspace and I can assess things better without losing my composure. This guy can't go unpunished\unaddressed.

Thank you for understanding.