I don't have silly rules for adding people, I don't feel entitled like that.

Here's an answer to all of your obnoxiously repetitive questions:

Yes, I'm a "grill" and I'm not concerned with you believing it or not.
Yes, it's actually possible for a wahmen to use a mouse and keyboard.
Yes, Shankers and I are a real couple. (He sits 4 feet away. Cue the "e-couple" memes though.)
Yes, I'm aware that I suck at games... This doesn't stop me from having fun!
Yes, I'm aware that I'm not attractive. (No, this isn't fishing for compliments.)
No, I probably wont make you a sandwich (Unless you ask nicely.)
No, I wont add you on facebook, snapchat, or follow instagram/twitter.
No, I'm not a raging feminist.
No, I can't even.

If you ask me how I've obtained all of my skins and I give you an answer other than "I'm a streamer" or "I sucked peen for them" you wouldn't believe me anyway, so why honestly bother asking?


I think that's enough stereotypical gamer grill cringe for now. You're welcome.