Playtime past 2 weeks:

View global achievement stats
You must be logged in to compare these stats to your own
0 of 29 (0%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements

Long Shot

Hit an employee with a sharp object from 10 meters away


Hit an employee with a sharp object from 20 meters away

Missing Link

Shatter 20 ceramic objects
0 / 20

If I can't then none of us can

Steal a gun from a supervisor's holster


Kill a drone by knocking it with your head

Junk Food

Feed a roomba

Hugin & Munin

Have two crows in your inventory

Two by two, blue on blue

Make a supervisor fire another supervisor

Drop Dead

Drop a sharp object onto an employee

Breakfast of Champions

Eat chocolate and cookies

Me Love Cookies

Eat 8 cookies in 4 seconds

No Brainer

Hit 10 employees in the head with a sharp object
0 / 10


Find the mouse

Take the Plunge

Find the golden mouse

Pecking Order

Find the hummingbird

Best Birb

Find the golden hummingbird

Feeling Crabby

Find the crab

I'd Rather Be Shiny

Find the golden crab

Sharkbait! Hoo Ha Ha!

Find the fish


Find the goldfish

The Early Bird

Find the crow

Murder of Crows

Find the golden crow


Find the robot toy

By Your Command

Find the golden robot toy


Find all basic collectibles

Master Collector

Find all golden collectibles

Done Deal

Complete the game

Standard Procedure

Complete the game on standard difficulty or harder

Pushing The Envelope

Complete the game on extra difficulty