Rejiih
The Real Estate Agent   San Antonio, Texas, United States
 
 
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Even Grandma's got a modern musket.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Sluts, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on gay bars, and I have over 300 confirmed orgasms. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top fapper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another ass. I will jack you the fuck off with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sluts across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the cumstorm, spermbreath. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dick. You will be fucked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pleasure you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed masturbation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps' sex toys and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Now my tongue will be wiggling in your bum. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Traps aren't gay, for a man to love traps is not gay by any measure, for traps embody the true form of feminine Beauty, which suffers no constraint by any earthly gender, but is rather fulfilled in all feminine bodies regardless of their biological origins. For example, one might love and admire the statue of a woman, but we would never call such a person a statue-lover, for it is the form of the Female which is instantiated in the statue that this person admires; likewise with traps. We see that there are some who love traps but despise overly-masculine bodies, and for these people, it is not proper to speak of them as being homosexual at all, for the nature of gayness, if gayness were to exist, is the love of a gender which is the same as yours. This love is something which has its timeless origin in the domain of Forms before it could ever become instantiated in the world of bodies. Therefore, it is not gay to love traps, for one loves not the earthly body of a young boy, but a transcendent Woman-Beauty that is fundamentally female in nature and completely incorporeal.
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