Josef   Ratisbon, Bayern, Germany
Stay Smooth :cuphead:
Currently Offline
Hello there. I play and collect all kinds of games and have a special love for challenging indie games and achievements. If I enjoyed a game I usually try to leave a review for it, so check those (or the list below) out for recommendations. Got any questions? Feel free to add me and ask away.~

"Time you enjoy wasting, isn't wasted time." - Some old wise man :espresso: :emofdr:

:te_letter: Links: for achievement stats: Click []

My Twitch where I occasionally stream: Click []

Youtube with playlists and the occasional upload: Click

Sneak Peek:
:ngemg: Devil Daggers: 518.9674 seconds (v.3)
:ngemg: Dustforce: Giga Difficult S+
:ngemg: They Bleed Pixels: exp. 0.666 No-Death Speedrun
:ngemg: Offspring Fling!: All Rainbow Flowers
:ngemg: Verlet Swing: Hardcore Marathon Clear
:ngemg: Super Hexagon: Hyper Hexagonest

:trophy: Completed and recommended games:

A simple list of games I got 100% achievements in and enjoyed doing so. Check out my reviews for more detailed recommendations.

:retroninja: 10 Second Ninja X
:henk: Action Henk
:commandervideo: BIT.TRIP RUNNER
:core: BIT.TRIP Presents... Runner2: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien
:cuphead: Cuphead
:d_distortion: DESYNC
       Devil Daggers
:dfsrank: Dustforce
:dyenap: DYE
:etgmarine: Enter the Gungeon
       Getting Over It with Benett Foddy
:gonheart: GoNNER
       High Hell
:TheRooster: Hotline Miami
:irankh: Immortal Redneck
:lp_samurai: Lovely Planet
:rflower: Offspring Fling!
:MrBus: OmniBus
:suntri: Race the Sun
:cairo: Redout: Enhanced Edition
:ngemg: Remnants of Naezith
:ThirtyThree: RunGunJumpGun
:uberskull: SEUM: Speedrunners from Hell
:slowdriver: Slowdrive
   Super Hexagon
:mindblown: SUPERHOT
:tbpsleep: They Bleed Pixels
:thumper_beetle: Thumper
   Verlet Swing
:omgomg: Wizard of Legend
:aaero3: Aaero
:aerquestion: AER Memories of Old
:aragami: Aragami
:killpig: Blood and Bacon
       Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons
:chuchelsmile: CHUCHEL
:DeviledEgg: Costume Quest
:pink_donut: Donut County
:ds_potato: Dude, Stop
:Angry_Dog: Draw Puzzle
:crowing: Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered
:ProblemBear: Firewatch
:OMgosh: Four Last Things
:gmbull: Glass Masquerade
:orangerose: Glass Masquerade 2: Illusions
:tongue: Goat Simulator
:mixtape: Gone Home
:gorogoamoth: Gorogoa
:hiddenfolkschief: Hidden Folks
:47_duck: Hitman
:Hiii: Human: Fall Flat
:bracketright: Intralism
:secretary: Jazzpunk
:ls_clapper: Late Shift
:LIS_poker_face: Life is Strange
  Life is Strange: Before the Storm
:Janitor_Heart: Little Nightmares
   Lovely Planet Arcade
:devilsmusicbox: Lucius
:josef: Machinarium
   Milkmaid of the Milky Way
:minit_eyepatch: Minit
:os_pancakes: OneShot
   Opus Magnum
:ovo_excited: OVIVO
:glory: Papers, Please
:dougplant: Paradigm
:TongueGuest: Planet Coaster
:pkharold: Pocket Kingdom
:p2blue: Portal 2
:ref1: Refunct
:sad_boulder: Rock of Ages
:rloctane: Rocket League
:sleepingparrot: Samorost 3
:rejected: She Remembered Caterpillars
:temple: Sherlock Holmes: The Devils Daughter
:slimescared: Slime Rancher
:pathos: SOMA
   Super Lovely Planet
   Tales From The Borderlands
:darksidedivision: The Darkside Detective
   The Haunted Island, a Frog Detective Game
:saycheese: The Room
:Bloodvial: The Room Three
:boxball: The Room Two
:TheMarquisPocketWatch: The Sexy Brutale
:qr: The Talos Principle
:AvaTuring1: The Turing Test
:ethrap: The Vanishing of Ethan Carter
   The Wolf Among Us
   Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
:seriousboss: VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
:recruit: Valley
:vcdsign: Viscera Cleanup Detail
:finchcrest: What Remains of Edith Finch

:floppydigm: PC Specs: (if anyone cares)

GPU: MSI GeForce GTX 980 Ti Gaming 6G
CPU: Intel i7 4770k @ 3,5 GHz
RAM: 16 GB Corsair Vengeance DDR3 @ 1600 MHz
PSU: be quiet! 630W
SSD: 3x Samsung PRO 250 GB
HDD: Western Digital 1TB
Case: Fractal Design Define R4

:floppydigm: Peripherals:

Monitors: Asus ROG Swift PG279Q (main), BenQ XL2420TE (second)
Keyboard: Ducky Shine 3 Cherry MX Blue Mechanical
Mouse: Razer Deathadder Chroma
Carpet: Glorious XXL Extended
Controller: Xbox One Elite Controller
Headphones: Beyerdynamic DT770 Pro
Screenshot Showcase
Finally 500!!! FeelsGoodMan
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Recent Activity

3.4 hrs on record
last played on Feb 18
693 hrs on record
last played on Feb 11
Snowshoot Jan 21 @ 5:12am 
No, you’re NOT ✋🚫 a real gamer. I’m so sick 🤢 of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, 🚫 you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see 👀 these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, 🏀 it’s great!” that’s 😧 nothing, most 😤 of us can easily put 300+ hours ⏰ in all our games. I see 👀 people 👶👥 who 🏻 only 👏 have a Nintendo Switch and claim 👏🏾 to 💦 be gamers. 😎 Come talk to me when you pick up a 👌 PS4 controller then we be friends. 🙆

Also DEAR 📣📣 ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not 🚫 a real game. Animal Crossing is not 🚫 a 👌 real 👏 game. The Sims is not a real 😤😤 game. Mario 👺 is not a real game. Stardew valley is not 🍆 a real game. 🎮 Mobile 📱 games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the 😢 baby 👶🏻 games and play something 😅 that 👊 requires challenge 🏋 and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers. 😎
Xtreme Steel ™ Jan 1 @ 2:30pm 
:lifeheart: Time to shift-delete 2020, and start a new year hopefully filled with smiles. Happy New year ever :lifeheart:
loomkoom Jan 1 @ 1:16pm 
𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 ★ 𝓝𝓮𝔀 ★ 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻
Kirby Dec 24, 2020 @ 11:07am 
Merry Christmas!
Snowshoot Jun 18, 2020 @ 5:20am 
I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take this anymore, for 3 years I had nonstop thoughts of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thicc ass demon girl with medium-small tiddies. Every night I jerk off to succubus hentai. It got to the point where I had to buy a new phone because I ran out of storage. My penis has multiple blisters from nonstop jacking off to succubus hentai, I then look at the tissues in shame because I know that it should've been in tight succubus ♥♥♥♥♥. I bought a ouija board and black candles so I can summon a demon girl. Anyone know any techniques for summoning thicc assed demon girl with medium-small tiddies? Thanks!
Xtreme Steel ™ May 25, 2020 @ 11:57am 
May the auspicious occasion of Eid shower you and your loved ones with a happier and warmer today and tomorrow, I pray for your health and happiness, success and prosperity on the occasion of Eid… Hope your coping well in this current situation. Wishing you a very Happy Eid. Eid Mubarak <3