Joshelin
Rico   Italy
 
 
Hey there!

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Please, enjoy your stay.
About Me:

I'm a gamer, a moderator and an admin, from " MAMMA MIA, PIZZERIA! " I usually never talk about who I am nor what I do off the Internet, except for some special high quality friends (No, there aren't predefined steps or requirements to become one). But in the end, I'm a simple man, I see boob...

Friend Request:

Requests are welcome with a couple of conditions: Private profiles are ignored, if I don't know you, leave a comment. If you look fishy, racist/sexist, or have a recent VAC ban, I will unfriend you.
If I added you as a friend, it probably was because you are a good sport, posted a great review, well-done profile, made an interesting post in a group we share, or I simply like you, wink.

Group Request:

I get a lot of those add your friends, your pets, your mom, your dad, your cousin, your ex, your wife, your plumber, etc. spam group joins and I will not likely join those. Nothing wrong with your group if you do that, it just isn't my thing. I prefer content to the occasional giveaway incentive.

Trade Request:

If you're interested in trading, there's no need to add me. Please click .
However, if we're trading often, and you'd like to have my profile listed, feel free to add me.
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PC Specs & Peripherals:

OS: Windows 10 Ultimate Business Pro Première
Motherboard: Asus Z97-K Uberpwn
Processor: Intel i7 4790K Octacore 4,2Ghz
Video Card: Asus Strix GTX 970 Uber Bald
RAM: HyperX Fury 16 GB GDDR 3,5 1,8Ghz
Keyboard: Corsair Pirate Strafe Cherry MX Rewn
Mouse: Logitech UltraTech AI G502
Headset: Razer Tiamat Hot Stereo 7.1 Broken.

Other:

As much as I could like to join your CSGO games, I do NOT enjoy playing CSGO.

Addicted DCUO player with over 3000h of playtime and proud member of Smokebreak.
They ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruined the game.


Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Oi Mate!
Check out my new rig
Nine thousand and two gig...
Of games
With more mods than a Who gig
I read the jealousy written on your face
When I said I needed planning permission for my case
Your rig is a disgrace
It's a little but a raised
Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race
Every console falls prey to the same fate
Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate
Hey mate
I measure mine in planck time
Beat you to the singularity defining mankind
Ahead of the times
You wouldn't even believe
I pre-order a release before it's event conceived
I've got such a cutting edge chipset

That I can only play games that don't even exist yet
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race

Master race
Master race
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will FAQ your face
I'm just letting you know there's no letters as sexy
As WASD
I've got an 8TB SSD
You've got an IDE running XP
Forget 1080p, that's a baby screen
Anything less than 8K will make me scream
If there's ever a pixel that I can plainly see
It best be on a retro indie game release
(Fight One. Go!)
Get a better Nvidia
You fricking idiot!
Your laggy jaggies are actually hideous
I want the smoothest skins
Nivea
For my Skyrim mod to get jiggy with Lydia
While we're waving digital dicks about
I've got more monitors than your pixel count
My Oculus Rift wears an Oculus Rift
With an Oculus Rift on its Oculus Rift
and I don't even use them I got an IMAX
eye implant man I think I'm gonna climax
Here's a nice fact for you to wank about
There's more cash in my Steam wallet than in my bank account
Kids stay in school
Never break rules
And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
Master race
Master race
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will FAQ your face
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
Just master race things
You know just master race things
I'm pro nuclear power
Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour
The hoover dam's water cooling my tower
My CPU needs something new to devour
While you fool around with your Montain Dew
My watercooler's the Fountain of Youth
I don't give a damn about the review
My PC'S a beast
It should be held in a zoo
GPU fans sounds as loud as The Who
Producing heat that's even capable of melting a nuke
I tell thee, it's true
And if you doubt me we'll do
A stress test where I'll leave you running round in a loop
You're a console peasant
I'm a grumpy old pedant
In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents
I had them pay for my setup as a present
Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons
What I meant was FPS in league of legends
And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent
Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty? NO!
My our framerates be high and our temperatures low!
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
Master race
Master race
You console peasants have facts to face
Facts to face
Facts to face
You can't compare to that master race
The master race will FAQ your face
The views expressed in this musical work
May or may not be satire
You'll never know.
Items Up For Trade
190
Items Owned
457
Trades Made
2,985
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Favorite Game
1,424
Hours played
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Achievements
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3
Achievement Showcase
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Achievements
10
Perfect Games
24%
Avg. Game Completion Rate

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