Joey Waffels
Chief Of Gaeta Police

18:36 - Nom Nom Queen: well ... if its a bait .....
18:36 - Nom Nom Queen: why doesn´t the trap snap ?
18:33 - Mr Improbable: because thats the trap
18:33 - Mr Improbable: its not the trap snap thats the trap
18:33 - Mr Improbable: its the trap after the trap snap
18:33 - Mr Improbable: so the trap snap trap
18:33 - Mr Improbable: and that WILL snap
18:37 - Nom Nom Queen: .............................................................
18:37 - Nom Nom Queen: wot
18:33 - Mr Improbable: and boi when the trap snap trap snaps, you're done
18:37 - Nom Nom Queen: ....

21:26 - Konichiwa Senpai-San !!!: imps the child rapist
21:26 - Konichiwa Senpai-San !!!: or child eater
21:26 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: i am a vampire, not a rapist
21:26 - Konichiwa Senpai-San !!!: one of those
21:27 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: theres a very clear difference
21:27 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: i violate your body, then your sou- wait
21:28 - Konichiwa Senpai-San !!!: .-.
21:27 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: ....
21:28 - Konichiwa Senpai-San !!!: ........................................
21:28 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: i dont penetrate their body, no wait fangs
21:28 - Mr Improbable LFP open/midHLsub: ....

22:32 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: he´s still not a soldier main
22:32 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: LIKE ME
22:32 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: NO ONE IS ME
22:32 - Teddy: but
22:32 - Teddy: you are you
22:32 - Teddy: someone is you
22:32 - Teddy: call the police
22:33 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: WHAOOAWUIPHEIPAWUpwa
22:33 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: *head explodes*
22:40 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: what if me is me but at the same time me is not me
22:39 - Teddy: but then
22:39 - Teddy: who is you
22:40 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: huh
22:40 - Kalinka Enthusiatist: you ?
22:40 - Teddy: it could be you
22:40 - Teddy: it could be YOU
22:40 - Teddy: it could be ME
22:40 - Teddy: it could EVEN BE *head explodes*


17:35 - hondjo: ur the edgies mofo i know
17:35 - hondjo: edgiest

22:41 - Mr Improbable LFP mid subs: I wish i wrote down all my deeds somewhere
22:41 - Mr Improbable LFP mid subs: so i could sum it all up in a review
22:44 - ??—: cringe compilation ????
22:42 - Mr Improbable LFP mid subs: a battle of wits with a door, digging up a corpse to have a philosophical debate, seducing a chicken, bringing my bones to a lizard prostitute, sharing drinks with a hammered elf, soaking my chair instead..

Joseph killed Zohan with ambassador.
*DEAD* Zohan : PRo
(Voice) Lobstopus: Thanks!
*DEAD* Zohan : #####PRO SPYYY
(Voice) sirampy: Spy!
Zohan : #SKILL
*DEAD* Joseph : #ProGenji
Zohan left the game (Disconnect by user)

18:56 - Mr Improbable: went from aww to OH SHIT to FUCK ME to OH THANK GOD in less then a second

21:43 - JoeHurr: you make me want to play borneo
21:43 - JoeHurr: but no
21:43 - JoeHurr: i plunder da booty now
21:44 - MattJay Scrim? Mid/high: I genuinely thought you meant that you were getting laid
21:44 - MattJay Scrim? Mid/high: but then I remembered
21:44 - MattJay Scrim? Mid/high: you play in my team

21:47 - JoeHurr: but then i´d have to move my vodka shrine
21:47 - JoeHurr: nah im good
21:47 - MattJay Scrim? Mid/high: slav problems
21:47 - JoeHurr: ifkr

14:14 - Gannex | Ed home for xmas: that moment when ur fucking a pregnant girl and something grabs your dick

14:05 - Mr Improbable is now Online.
14:09 - JoeHurr: good afternoon, i have a very logical question
14:09 - Mr Improbable is now Away.

"Everything you say is legendary" - Le MattJ.
:p2turret: General Info :p2turret:

I´m from Czechia
I´m 19 Years Old
My Work Schedule for this month []
Favorite Game Series :
Dragon Age
Far Cry
Mass Effect
Total War

Favorite Games : Overwatch , Total War : Warhammer 1/2 , Dragon age Inquisition , Far Cry 4/Primal , Skyrim , Mass Effect : 3/Andromeda .
You better nickname me if you´re gonna stay friends with me

:Deer: About My Profile :Deer:

I Change my name a lot ... but i still use my old username on some pages
Current number of badges : 39
Not uploading Steam artwork on my profile anymore.

:2017cat: Best people on my friendslist :2017cat:

Loud guy with the best voice
Mr Impoopable
TEDDY !! !! ! !! ! ! !
Doge main
Sir "I don´t wear unusual stuff" even tho he clearly does
Best Spy In Steel Lmao Memes
Uncle Gannex the airforce main
Double mAdda with French fries and Diet Coke

:Animal_Instincts: Some Comp info :Animal_Instincts:

UGC HL - Church of gaeta.rodrigues []
UGC 4s - Deser4s []
ETF2L 6s - Divided A6mbly []
ETF2L HL - Gaeta WiiSports []
ETF2L 2v2 - Divided A2mbly [] 6s - Divided Pansembly []
TFCL HL - Divided NAssembly []
TFCL 2v2 - Divided NA2mbly [] 7v7 - Divided A7mbly []
ozfortress - Divided AUssembly []

My UGC profile []
My ETF2L profile []
My profile []
My TFCL profile []
My OzFortress profile []
Logs []

:2016trophy: Competetive History :2016trophy:



Season 17 Euro Iron Soldier - eLeFanT 4th place
Season 18 Euro Steel Soldier - eLeFanT 10th place
Season 19 Euro Iron Soldier - Master Rusemen DROPPED
Season 21 Euro Steel Sniper - Girl Scout Dropouts 6th place
Season 22 Euro Steel Soldier - UgCatz 6th place
Season 23 Euro Silver Soldier - Church of gaeta.rodrigues 5th place
Season 24 Euro Silver Soldier - Church of gaeta.rodrigues 2nd place
Season 25 Euro Platinum Sub - Church of gaeta.rodrigues


Highlander Season 10 Open Soldier - Master Rusemen 23rd place
Highlander Season 11 Open Soldier - Team Amaze-Balls v3 DROPPED
Highlander Season 12 Open Multi-Class Sub - Pregame Tryhards 23rd place
Highlander Season 13 Open Soldier - UgCatz 14th place
Highlander Season 14 Mid Soldier - Divided Assembly 5th place
Highlander Season 15 Mid Sub Soldier - Divided Assembly 3rd place
Highlander Season 16 High Sub Soldier - Divided Assembly


Highlander Season 1 Soldier/Sniper - Divided NAssembly 3rd place
Highlander Season 2 - Divided NAssembly



Season 25 Open Pocket - Drunk_Droppers 57th place
Season 26 Open Scout - PEACEKEEPERS 52nd place
Season 29 Low Roamer? - Magyar Removal Unit 33rd place (lol)

Season 3 - Divided Pansembly



Season 14 - Deser4s

PROLANDER Prolander One Day Cup - Divided A7mbly EU Season 1 - Divided A7mbly

:tank: Quotes Wall 2 : This one is bigger :tank:

17:55 - Mr Improbable: get big ass pillows
17:55 - Mr Improbable: throw at window
17:55 - Mr Improbable: blanket over it
17:55 - Mr Improbable: fin
17:55 - JoeHurr: nah cuz them my mom will be bitchin again
17:55 - Mr Improbable: get big ass pillow
17:55 - Mr Improbable: throw at mom
17:55 - Mr Improbable: blanket over it
17:55 - Mr Improbable: fin
17:56 - JoeHurr: is now your solution to every problem a big ass pillow ?
17:56 - Mr Improbable: yes
17:56 - Mr Improbable: bigger problem, bigger pillow

DSR | GoldDigger: but i can bragg that i have the only non toxic czech in whole steam as a friend

22:00 - Mr Improbable LFP mid+ hl demo: the sound makes me wet

Screenshot Showcase
Mass Effect 3

Recent Activity

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Matt can merc Jun 26 @ 2:09pm 
Did you ever like, went on a porn site, chose a video with a fine piece of ass in it, and instead of beating your meat you look at the ads around and you notice these adds for a premium porn site, you know, those with a robber in it and shit, and you start wondering so many things like, how did the robber got in the house during daytime? Why isnt the wife calling the cops instead of licking the robber's balls? how can the husband not notice that his wife is getting pounded just behind that door? and why the fuck is he joining in for a 3some? Like if it was my wife I'd kill both of em and call for self-defense. Well at least you can jack off to those adds and still get a good wank cuz the wives are usually pretty hot so thats ok I guess
Adda May 30 @ 9:44pm 
Mama medic is proud of you
BlahZey May 30 @ 3:48pm 
Them arts are goods
片思い May 12 @ 12:05pm 
somebody Apr 30 @ 7:31am 
doufám že to přijmeš (:
ka666ir Apr 30 @ 12:27am