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Unlocked Sep 16, 2016 @ 10:42am

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked Jun 20, 2015 @ 7:49pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.



Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.


This is an achievement.


Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.


It is impossible to get this achievement.