Big dog, bad frog   Tonga
Only the BIGGEST FROGS are allowed in my neighbourhood. We BIG FROGS dont mess about so i wouldnt test us. Theres a lot of wannabe FROGS but theyre easy to identify:
B: Mouths are NOT FROG-LIKE enough
C: Cant speak FROG
D: Dont have the guts to FROG about like we REAL FROGS
E: Real FROGS ALWAYS get the mate

The wizened elder FROGS know how to handle each and every situation that gets thrown at them but theyre not invincible. When an elder frog gets nabbed a 7 day funeral is held to honour the lost slimy boy. A festival full of swamp activites such as: lounging, looking, not moving, sitting in a swamp, ribbiting.
A festival with strung up flies as decor and fine swamp juice tasting areas. Once the festive activities are over KING FROG stands upon his throne to give a speech about the deceased boy and elects and new FROG to be an elder. As much as a beautiful moment as this is, theres a 85% chance these FROGS too, will be nabbed and never seen again. A sad sight, but an inevitable one none the less.

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Together we shall exterminate the outcasts known as "toads".
vasil Jul 28, 2017 @ 4:28am 
Glad to see you back again mate! Missed your maymays
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vasil Jun 12, 2017 @ 1:16pm 
+rep 11k dmg
Buck3t Mar 9, 2017 @ 9:07am 
-rep cant accept anything
PurpleShift Jan 30, 2017 @ 5:09am 
Don't threat my Croatian friend, you don't know what I am capable of.