Jake
MC Mental   Korea, Republic of
 
 
Start of nice jake i am no longer going to be toxic and enjoy life instead of being mean to people start 18/7/19
Currently Offline
Last Online 9 hrs, 10 mins ago
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ABOUT ME

Hi im Jake, i fight crime for a living investigating shit as a detective spy sniper man with my side man Undead Unicorn utherwise know as Matt he is the brains behind every opperation, he is also a great train spotter as he lives near a train track and hears trains go flying past at insane speeds multiple times an hour, poor boy, either way we also woo the women with our dapper hats and dank looking outfits which never seize to impress, so if you ever think about adding me watch out i might be watching you.

FURSONA

I am a proud furry and i cant help but love who i am, my fursona is lil numb he lives in Louis Lagoon under the rule of Murph man the sex gorod (or lonelygorod) the dictator but holds his ground strong to make sure his kingdom isnt over ruled.

PC SPECS

CPU: i7-6700k
MOBO: ASUS Z-170-A
GPU: EVGA 970
RAM: 16gb DDR4
PSU: EVGA 750w 80+ BRONZE

PUBG

http://pubg.net/player/jaker497

Season 1: lol
Season 2: lool
Season 3: loool
Season 4: lool
Season 5: lol
CS:GO RANK

➜ Silver 1 : x
➜ Silver 2 : x
➜ Silver 3 : x
➜ Silver 4 : x
➜ Silver Elite : x
➜ Silver Elite Master : x
➜ Gold Nova 1 : x
➜ Gold Nova 2 : x
➜ Gold Nova 3 : x
➜ Gold Nova Master : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 1 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian 2 : ✔
➜ Master Guardian Elite : ✔
➜ Distinguished Master Guardian : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle : ✔
➜ Legendary Eagle Master : ✔
➜ Supreme Master First Class : ✔
➜ The Global Elite : ✔

FAQ

Q: Do you have any nicknames
A: Yh, Jake "the sex machine" ***** <------ last name you know dont want yall niggers to know

Q: Do you have any quotes
A: Yh here are some,

"If life gives you a semi chub, you make it an erection" - Jake

"1 money is 1 more money than none money" - Jake

"girls complain about periods try holding a fucking erection for longer than 2 minutes" - Jake

Recent Activity

291 hrs on record
last played on Aug 15
5.5 hrs on record
last played on Aug 13
486 hrs on record
last played on Aug 12
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