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15 of 32 (47%) achievements earned:

Personal Achievements
Unlocked Jan 8, 2015 @ 6:48pm

Be the Controller

Connect and play using a game controller.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2018 @ 9:19pm

Trickshot-gun wedding

Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 7:10pm

Domino Dynamo

They were just lined up so perfectly...
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:14pm

The Best Man

Get married with the best man on the altar.
Unlocked Jul 19, 2018 @ 9:42pm

The Secret Gardener

Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:20pm

Smokey the Dad

Only you can prevent kitchen fires.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:37pm

Secret Shopper

Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:48pm

Unacceptable Purchase!

You're the Earl of Lemondad.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:38pm

Person-al Shopper

Help all of the shoppers fill their carts.
Unlocked Mar 1, 2016 @ 2:38pm

The Hero they Deserve

Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2014 @ 6:56pm

Poor Workplace Etiquette

Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation).
Unlocked Feb 3, 2014 @ 10:00am

No Cutsies

We have rules for a reason.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2014 @ 12:34pm

Independent Woman

Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2014 @ 11:50am

Au Naturel

Nothing left to hide.
Unlocked Feb 3, 2014 @ 12:35pm

World's Best Dad

Beat the game.

Trim Your Moustache

Get sucked into the riding mower.

Oh Captain, My Captain

Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain.

Band of Blubbers

Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate.

Cod of Duty

The fishslap is the ultimate insult.

Around the World in Several Seconds

Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds.

Head Otter

Wear the sea otter head.

Amazonian Antagonist

In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating.

Dunk Tank

Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon.

Stay True to Yourself

Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise.

Everybody Loves Joe

Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark.

Silent But Dadly

Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room.

Dancing in the Dark

Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step.

Secrets of the Deep

Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection.

Stairs with Attitude

Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds.

Number 1 Dad

Beat the game without losing.

Number 100 Dad

Die more than 100 times in a playthrough.
0 / 100

Dadliest Wardrobe

Collect all ties in the game.
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