JacquesLeSuave
 
 
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73 ore di gioco
Long spoken of as myth, fairy-tale or merely the raving delusions of a mad man, an ancient and mysterious evil has awoken and proven itself a very real and dangerous threat to all in the once pleasant land of Infirmary. But there is yet hope as a band of unlikely heroes unite to vanquish this foe and send it back to the vile domain from whence it came. Play the roles of plucky Pinkie, the young but eager son of a blacksmith, Ring, the exiled princess trying to win back her rightful place as heir to the throne, the short-tempered Middle with a past shrouded in secrecy and an apparent score to settle, Thumb, the stoic and noble paladin sworn to defend the realm, and their brave leader Index, who together form the brotherhood of The Hand of Nigel, as they set forth on adventure in a world filled with peril at every turn.

Face hideous, demented foes throughout the course of your journey such as the snake-like Intesties, the oozing Liveros, and the worst villains of them all, The Board of Medical Examiners. Lay siege to their fortress of bones, but choose your weapons careful, as only the right tools will grant you access to their grotesque dungeons. Mere tiny blades and cutting devices will ne'er be enough to pass, but with steadfast determination and a mighty hammer you will see your way through to the inner sanctum. Once inside be prepared to face the horrible wretches that lie in wait for you, the bosses within the bowels of each twisted lair, including Master Pump, The ♥♥♥♥-taker, and the most sickening of them all... Big Brain. Only when these are vanquished will you truly be able to call yourself the Hero of Infirmary and claim the hand of the fair maiden Trisha.

It is not a quest for those faint of heart or lacking in skill or valour, but great rewards await any warrior brave enough to take on this challenge as you traverse the wastelands, do battle astride the back of high speed carriages, and even magically voyage through the cold, dark void of outer space on your intrepid excursions. Find glory and pass into legend, or succumb to the forces of evil and meet your doom, but whatever you do, tread carefully lest you summon the wrath of the greatest danger of all, the all-knowing, omnipresent... Bob.
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Flabbster 15 ago 2018, ore 2:26 
i have 2 cats, meow
Flabbster 15 ago 2018, ore 2:26 
mewwwwwwwwwwwwww idk u so bye
gwwtbg 26 lug 2018, ore 0:45 
Dunno what's wrong, but I hope things get better. Hang in there
aph1 ✪ 25 lug 2018, ore 23:37 
Also thanks for the playtime and the advice on Paladins. Learned a lot through you! You were a great mentor!
aph1 ✪ 25 lug 2018, ore 23:20 
Okido Flynn, if you ever need a talk to a complete stranger, i'll be there. take care.
JacquesLeSuave 25 lug 2018, ore 23:17 
It's not, it hadn't been for a long time. And it won't get any better.
I'm just trying my best to be alone as much as I can right now.