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"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."

HueHueHue like that's ever gonna happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Yugo Sep 3 @ 1:18am 
Kevin - that was a stretch. JZ - yeah just like my a$$hole when i have an orgadsm
Yugo Aug 20 @ 6:11pm 
"There's nothing more manly than two big hairy men having buttsex" ~ JZ 2018
Ugandan Grapefruit Aug 5 @ 7:12pm 
"If there's a movie in the theater and it is not Cars 2, is anyone there to see it?" ~JZ 2018
Yugo Aug 5 @ 7:04pm 
"Die Wacht Am Rhein? More like eat a watermelon rind" ~ | || || |_ 2018
Ugandan Grapefruit Jul 10 @ 3:44pm 
"It's all♥♥♥♥♥♥n' giggles till your ♥♥♥♥in baja blast doesn't show up at walmart" ~JZ 2018
jaredmoreno706 Jun 4 @ 8:33pm 
Iam gonna spank spain in the booty-JZ 2018