JZELITE
United States
 
 
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."

HueHueHue like that's ever gonna happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comments found here are completely serious business ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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xpl Mar 4, 2021 @ 3:03pm 
"There's enough room in my heart for bolts AND meth." ~JZ 2021
Yugo Mar 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm 
"oh my god i need to do my taxes." - JZ 2021
jaredmoreno706 Jun 13, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
'WHERE ARE THESE ME, MECHS COMING FROM'-JZ 2020
xpl Jun 1, 2020 @ 8:59pm 
"Real talk, I'd be down to spend eternity with you guys" ~JZ 2020
jaredmoreno706 Apr 20, 2020 @ 11:17pm 
Meanwhile in mother Russia:
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   \ ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) хрен тебе
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   レ ノ   ヽ /̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
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`ノ )  ᴸノ
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xpl Apr 19, 2020 @ 4:45pm 
"Y'know, if Harambe hadn't been killed, Germany would've won World War I" ~ JZ 2020