JZELITE
United States
"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."

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"Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss."

HueHueHue like that's ever gonna happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Comments found here are completely serious business ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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xpl Jun 9, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
"If she was seeking procreation, it would probably take like.... a 1000hp motor hooked up to a hydraulic press to pry me off of her." ~ JZ 2024
xpl Dec 9, 2023 @ 6:56pm 
"That's the thing: All the women are McRibs." ~JZ 2023
GloriousMala Jun 19, 2023 @ 7:28pm 
"...why do they do that? Panties look so much better with a ♥♥♥♥ and balls inside." ~ JZ 2023
xpl Mar 4, 2021 @ 3:03pm 
"There's enough room in my heart for bolts AND meth." ~JZ 2021
Yugo Mar 1, 2021 @ 8:19pm 
"oh my god i need to do my taxes." - JZ 2021
jaredmoreno706 Jun 13, 2020 @ 4:47pm 
'WHERE ARE THESE ME, MECHS COMING FROM'-JZ 2020