Hi everyone sorry I've been gone, my pet porcupine committed suicide.

Does anyone know where my good friend Logsie's treehouse is?

Back in the day, you wouldn’t guess it, but I was a tortoise. A big, shelled, hairy, and leathery tortoise. My shell smelled of lavender and my toes smelled of Garfunkel. But my ass. They spoke legends of the stench. Foul stench. So foul the smell scoured continents. Trump has tried to contain it by seeking the source of it, Greenland. But the Danes, they bask in it. They have attributed it to eternal youth I might add. They will never give up the stench for it is their RIGHT! But the orange man, he yearns for it. The stench that keeps a man youthful, full of VIGOR. That stench, it burns you. Deep in the core. That stench is my ass, bred from the gamer chair of my ass playing vampirism incarnate. I just pray that Rachel, may God rest her soul, never hear of these atrocities my ass had committed after visiting an Arby’s.

I still can't believe you burned down Logsie's treehouse due to your own selfish greed

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For me, it's the McSlurpee. The best fast food drink. I even ask for extra McSlurpee sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McSlurpee sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McSlurpee's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McSlurpee's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McSlurpee sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

+rep valuable asset to any team ^_~