To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand an arthouse film like Minions (2015). The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of minion-ese most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Stuart's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization and his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about BANANA. As a consequence people who dislike Minions truly ARE idiots of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Bob's existential catchphrase "Bello" which itself is a cryptic reference to our very own English language greeting "Hello".

never played other weapon than p90

ebin

Greetings, all. My name is Alice Nykaza, but most players know me by the name of “Alice Allen,” as I used to upload a lot of movement videos under the name. One day I was playing a Counter-Strike game when suddenly I beheld what seemed to me a goddess. A player with the ability to warp reality to her will and rain omnicide unto her enemies with her dexterous and eloquent movement proficiency and savvy map positioning. Left bewildered, I had not fully comprehended what I had witnessed but was awe-inspired all the same. I knew that a piece of destiny was instilled in me in that moment. Oh, by the way, I am that player. I inspire myself as do all good players, you see. Never forget—the few who do are the envy of the many who watch.

the big iron

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