a 25 mile long chode
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Top 10 Travel Tips by Joe Simpson
1. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

2. Find out where embassy staff send their children and make that the hospital you go to.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

5. Don’t squat wearing spurs.

6. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

7. ‘Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.’

8. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

9.If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

10. Butterflies taste with their feet.
Lavanda Jun 18 @ 10:24pm 
I see you have many useless craftable TF2 items So I can give one of my hats for all of them.
Check my profile (link in bio) and send me steam trade offer if its ok for you. Thanks for attention!
Necromage Jan 26 @ 7:09am 
Grrrrr. Stay off my page!!

*Shoves you against the wall*.

You do not want to mess with me.

*You try to lean off the wall but I put my hand on your throat and press you harder against it. You struggle to breathe as I lean in closely, calm and collected.*.

Back. Off. Mess with me again, and you'll receive far more than just my rage.

*Smirks as your chin trembles.*.

Catch you later, little boy.
Mugger Dec 25, 2017 @ 9:41am 
this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you.
Necromage Aug 5, 2017 @ 8:12pm 
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Necromage Aug 5, 2017 @ 6:11pm 
chungus chunky chuuuuunk chuung chunky chunker chungy chungus chunger chung chunk chunk'r chunkey chunkey ch ch ch chunkey chunker chong chuuuuung
DJ БЛЕК БУБ Feb 16, 2017 @ 10:36am 
Build B!:shamil: