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You came to the wrong donger-hood

(;一_一) I sense the presence of an enemy stand!
It twas I! The Great Donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Oh hi there. I didn't think you would come here. Well since you are here hi. Ummmm I forgot my lines......“According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible."
WAIT thats the wrong script hahaha (>ლ)

That was a general synopsis of my brand of humor, excluding of course the refrences of all forms of media, and the more than occational dank meme. (I wanna die) >Insert obligatory penis joke here<


If you've gotten this far into this train-wreck of a summary, I would oblige you not to continue. This is the section where i would most likely tell you what characteristics I find "attractive" when acquiring acquaintances, but I'm what you may call untraditional. If you find dank memes, Jojo's bizzare adventure, or music (if you like heavy metal you get some bonus friend points) in the least bit interesting we will probably get along.

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boofster Feb 23, 2017 @ 9:35pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Apollo Jan 30, 2017 @ 11:27pm 
Everyday mood message: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
boofster Dec 17, 2016 @ 11:15pm 
Ryan is crunked tonight, and sling on the bling bling.
Make sure a ten-o doesn't come whopping bar, he's sure to be dropping caps on all of your asses.
Yes that's right, I am talking about murder, not videogames anymore.
Ryan you are the legitimate street thug, nice Tec-9 on that little bg-li-bli-bling-bling, once that whoop whoop starts rolling around, a little WHOOP WHOOP, you know what I'm saying? Drop a little of that POOH, that tchk tchk krrr, get iced out, blinged out, blasted down, smoke a little of that cron cron slip John, Chron John Silver, you know what I'm saying? Pu-put the drugs on, put the ice on the table get a little of that blu Scooby-Doo, and you'll be all set for the night.