Cucumber
Tuomas ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)   Finland
 
 
Creator Of The Profile Picture Dr.Greeno

Master Of Using Melee/Meme Weapons

My Australium Drops
1st Australium Rocket Launcher 10 Tours

My Quote~ Being Best At Being The Worst
Currently Offline
Last Online 7 hrs, 29 mins ago
Info
The more down you go the more weird it is trust me.

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It's not a rick roll

I'm Cucumber the Scrap Lord. I'm God at melee. I'm a Cucumber and i still have no life?!?!?!?!?!

I'm a fucking legend m9. I'm the Creator of Memes. If you see me play You know i'm gonna use my own fucking tactics because i'm a Cucumber and u mom gey (jk)

First thing of the bat. I have restarted my tf2 stats ages ago. So they aren't Accurate.

I'm a finnish fgt who likes playing games. i don't have a life. i play Team Fortress 2, CSGO,PUBG,Overwatch,Garry's Mod, Oh Sir series and Minecraft when i'm fucking bored.

Not the everyday Finnish boi

3 Games i mostly play are: TF2, PUBG, CSGO

Single? Of Course lol.

What i do irl. Nothing and school bap.

Favourite Youtuber: Dr.Greeno/Killionaire

Favourite Streamer: Killionaire/spikeymikey

Favourite Hobby: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Spam and Playing

Favourite Game: Team Fortress 2

Birthday on 24th of May

TF2 Main? Spy Main.Fuck you TopGamer

Favourite TF2 Map: Nucleus,Powerhouse and Suijin

Favourite Food: Cucumber and Tomato

Gambling Status: Addict +9000.000001 it's over nein thouSOULsand

Favourite Song: Tobu Mesmerize and Future Bass Hyper Potions Porta Vista

Age: Mystery

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CSGO Rank: Supreme Master First Class (SMFC Is my best)

CSGO Wingman Rank: Legendary Eagle Master
(SMFC is my best)

Meet Your Match TF2 Casual Rank: Level 150 MAX LEVEL. Did it in October 3.10.2017 (10.3 for americans u guys are dumb) 22:30

Jungle Inferno TF2 Casual Rank: Level 147 Tier 2

TF2 Competitive Rank: Rank 15 Raging Sociopath. It's the best i got. Hackers were a huge problem and bad team comps

The "Actual" TF2 Competitive Rank: Expert Assassin I 1726 MMR

I suck at PUBG :(

Favourite Drink: Dr Pepper

Favourite Drugs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Favourite Meme: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A

Favourite CSGO Map: Agency and (THEY REMOVED MILITIA) valve fuk u. I guess Office or Canals

Favourite Discord Group: Killionaire's Discord Group

Feel free to add me you don't really need a reason to add me And have a nice day :Dramatic::DressingRoomStar::Friends::OkaySir::Questions::elvis::2017stickytube::balloonicorn:
*u mom gey*
OwO



PAKKORUOTSI VITTUUN MÄTÄLEUKA KYS










Update. I'm a Cucumber







i unboxed a 40€ jacket in PUBG Question Mark?
















Not all heroes wear capes...








:3








Ugandan pienin tunti palkka voi olla yks sentti OMEGAFUCKINGLUL







I'm just a retard who doesn't have a meaningful life playing games.













I'm really unlucky with timings







1+1=11







It's pretty hard to find a worse player than me



























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What do you expect

























a Miracle?




























no


































just































wow































i'm wasting your life




































:)

























^^























Please




















Just leave
































I have probably wasted more than 5 minutes of your life if you scrolled and read everything

























You need help mister





















Still the worst player of all time





















Can't even land a headshot lmao



























3.4k hours wasted on tf2?























such wow 420
























Haha





















wait i'm "wasting" my own time aswell

























Good for you


























1+1 is still a dying meme






















Please just go home



















FBI Close down































haha reserved
























no




































u


























welp
























is this heaven






















wait we are going down






























so this is hell?



























So





























pls






























kys





























leave



































it's 300 Celcius down here























it burns

























WELL OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER *snort*

























116.3 hours past 2 weeks























fag





























n i b b a








a Week on a fucking island? Give me a break











Free Vege 4 u:cucumber:







Äitis







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Snapchat s u c c








:cucumber::cucumber::cucumber::cucumber:













everyone is so lazy that nobody is down here










What am i doing with my life.










Almost 900 Comp wins and now LEM? haha kys noob








my best rank was MGE at 800 wins...


















fml























I wonder when i'll kms



















I'm not joking





















The fun part is nobody is reading this























Because i'm mr nobody
























haha
























W E W I L L A L L D I E A L O N E

















Life is fun














JFK = Just fucking kidding outplayed






ik it doesn't mean that but if you read the sentence b4 the last sentence you would understand that 4444+555 = 55





















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Allah akbar































Black humour is the best
































Laughs in european























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fucker





























nigga

























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Greatest cs player carried me to global elite 3 times
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Timmy :jss::pg_thumb: