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As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the board of reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why should you be a good candidate for this school?" I replied "Well I was born a child prodigy, I can speak eight different languages not counting Latin, play four different instruments, I skipped grades 4 through 6, " Suddenly the room burst into laughter and many of board instantly started scribbling down "No" near the application check marks. The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said "Excuse me but I wasn't finished... I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked at me like an idiot and said "So?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board clicked their pens on the "Approved Box" and I was instantly handed a diploma

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

I see people everyday confused by a game like this. Me, an intellectual, chuckle at them. When I was a child, I did not know how to read or write. Kids made fun of me every day. But I made a ROBLOX account, and my IQ instantly went to 1.6 Million. Now, everyone marvels at my true intelligence. And after saying 'oof' in class, I was instantly offered to skip 47.8 million grades, and was given 10 Harvard invitations from Albert Einstein, which I gladly accepted, and graduated from in just 10 seconds, not quite surprising. And yes, I do have a ROBLOX tattoo, and no, you cannot see it. I only let the subtle-minded folks take a glance. Simpletons just wouldn't understand.

I'm not sure how I can come out like this, or how to even fabricate my unorthodox emotions into words. But here goes; I am a minion. Every morning I meet up with my friends, and say "bello". The looks of despair I am greeted with mixed with the utmost disgust upsets me deeply. Just because I speak minionease. I look in the mirror and shed a tear as I wish I was 4 feet smaller, and had only 1 eye. Kevin, Stuart and even Bob to an extent have always been role models of mine due to how well they act and the humour they exhibit. Please don't be a hater and say that I am a troll punk, because even us minions have feelings too.

I'm the best Genji main in the world motherfucker you better not be messing with me or I will fucking eviscerate you and your fucking family. I've watched countless hours of anime (mostly hentai) just to become the best Genji in the world. I've traveled all across Japan and went to Hanamura and prayed to Blizzard to become the motherfucking god I am now. You're just some fucking fly on a wall. You have no idea who the fuck you're messing with, peasant.