"im hiv neutral"-Me
"nah i always wrap my cock b4 i flip shit"-Me
"have aid?"-Me
"smoke grass, sled fast, eat ass"-Dan, The Meme Man
"i need diarrhoea shit brb"-Callum
"souljaboy tell'em"-Ali-A
"Why do flies do that thing where they rub their hands together like retards"-Callum
"whiteys have no righties"-Mark Meechan
"Harry Need Vitty D"-Callum
"send nudes
asking for a friend"-Me
"HughJRection"-Isobel
"imagine getting orihara'd
fuck"-Callum
"Watch Me NaeNae"-Sliento
"GRIMACE PLEASE NO ONE ELSE WILL TAKE ME"-Callum
"only shoot the blacks"-Alex
"if u wanna get ripped just do 20 push ups before you take a shit"-Me
"did you take a pic of a girls ass at the pier?"-Alex
"2D Girls > 3D Women"-Callum
"Dude my pubes are so long I could tune my Dick n play mortal reminder by pentakill"-Alex
"Imma bool on into some panties if u know what I'm saying KEKEKEKEK"-Me
"tell her to rub your stomach it feels good"-Alex
"id love to be force fed mcdonalds from <name removed> while shes giving me a tummy rub"-Alex
"thinking of lying down on a traintrack"-Me
"remember when i played that undertale porn game and u can fuck the pie"-Me
"cat dildo is better"-Me
"Booyaka Booyaka 619 Rey Mysterio"- Some Russian Nitty
"Why are serial killers always the ones with better quotes
Gandhi and his niggas need to step their game up"-Callum
"might fuck my computer"-Dbangz
"What a good wank"-GrossGore
"you not gonna try smash some chicks after it... lame"-Me
"ill make a go fund me for your funeral"-Adam->Me
"I can hear screaming kids in the shower"-Me
"OK...
you need a condom"-Adam->Me
"Pussy tight over fortnite"-Adam
"Fuck or no Fuck?"-Adam
"Take a shit
lick the clit"-Adam & Alex
"Why go in their mouth"-GoldNumber
"Nah Thats Mad"-Mario
"YO MAMA SO FAT"-Jake Cogin
"I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAENAE'D"-MattPatt
"sorry not gay cant talk to men"-Me
"You probably shouldn't murder a 4 year old" -Destiny
"one sec im stroking my arse cheak while playing"-Alex
"Urm sorry i will nut on your forehead"-Alex
"yes or not ?"-YKHappy
"I can fuck my own bellybutton"-Me
"im getting mad fortnite pussy out here my guy"-me
"IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU BUT ITS EVEN BETTER TO MEET ME. MY NAME IS FUCK YOU , I HAVE 290 HOURS IN TOTAL AND I SPECIALIZE IN STICKING STRAIGHT UP THE FUCKING COOLO. I GO IN THERE I BEND THEM OVER, I OPEN DEY CHEAKS NICE AND WIDE AND I GET A NICE CLEAR VIEW OF THE COLON, PROSTATE AND THE COCCYX AND I KNUCKLE FUCK THEM ALL THE WAY UPTO THE PALM RIGHT UP THE BUTT CUT TILL THEY FEEL A BURNING SENSATION DEEP IN THE ASS PUSSY LIKE ICY HOT , FUCK YOU IF YOU WANNA GIVE ORDERS, GIVE THEM TO EACHOTHER DONT YOU DARE BRING THAT SHIT TO ME, ALL I KNOW HOW TO DO IS GET ALOT OF SHIT ON MY DICK FROM STICKIN IT STRAIGHT UP THEIR ASS. NOW LETS GO TEAM"-Turbo John
"Good evening twitter its ya boi Eat that pussy 445 and about 30-45 minutes ago, i beat the fuck outta my dick so god damn hard, that, i cant even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb, AND my dick is also totally numb to the point that it feels fucking weird to go and take a piss"-EatThatPussy445
"booyah"-Callum&Cybrog from teen titans
"imma booyah on that fortnite pussy"-Me
"Big Weed"-Me
"ive had more pussy than u have had conversations with females"-Me
"alex's mom walks up stairs shouting 'alex have u seen the fucking bolognese' walks into his room and just see alex with a open jar, butt naked dipping his dick in the sauce, he looks his mother in the eyes and says' ITSA YOUR DOLMIO DAY ' his mom just walks out of the room and closes the door in shock."-Me
"Rito Games, where the games are RITO"-Riot Phreak
"Epic Games, Where the games are EPIC"-Pyrocynical's Friend
"I would rather rub my balls on a cheese grater than have callum as my jungler"-me
"you know im on that 24/7 fortnite pussy grind"-Me
"I Have A Hard-On, STFU"-Me
"Nut?"-Me
"It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it"-Aleks
' ok emma
listen up
if you dont play the piccolo
you cant get the diccolo '-Me
"turkey isnt a real country XD"-Me
"you sucking dick or is that choker just for show"-Me
"Everyone is gay bowser deep down"-Callum
"there is 1 person in the u.s. named gay bowser."-???
"you're irrelevant"-Rice Gum, the saviour of mankind
"Lesbians are dick vegans"-Signore
"while i was sliding out the womb i popped a chub, am i gay"-me
"Calm down men"-league eu players
"next girl to message me on snapchat is getting knucklefucked all the way up to the palm right in the butt cut"-me
"fuck da crips nigga fr on god nigga im a blood nigga fuck with me and get popped fuck with me and ill shot u with a glock . nigga i hit u with a rock holy shit i. fr do niggas blood gang bich bllood gang fr do niggas im a b blood nigga dm me on instagram at @big_ounce if you finna fight cpussy ass bitch niggas fuck you on god niggas fuck you bitch nigga bllod for real niggas if you wanna know a non gang chill as nigga do @billgatesismydad123 bitch niggas yall finna get popped dirty niggas take a shower bitch ass niga bitch fuck with and get popped niggas for chill gang gang gang bllod gang grove street to nigga for real do big smoke my nigga and so is cj fuck the ballas on god nigga dm me on instagram if u finna throw some fade bitch as nigga cunt ill get my hole gang to shoot you nigga ass nigga R.I.P MY NIGGA RYDER AND SWEET NIGGA ON GOD NIGGA SPREAD PEACE NIGGA nigga fr do fuck adolf hilter that a racist nigga who sucks whole lot of dick on god one day i was joining crip gang and shot all does silly niggas dm for a fade nigga you will get you ass shot nigga i got nigga u finna get shot with my 1720 blunderbuss nigga fuck with me and ill shoot you and rape yourr dead body nigga ass cunt also dm me if you selling weed cocaine or herione or anyothe good shit nigga yo dm nigga if you a chill nigga and tryna shoot some niggas head off nigga"-Alex
"i like to fuck sarah so hard that i jizz my ear off"-Alex
"bro why do gay people exist
girls have butts too"-Me
"dropping a 20 bomb in fortnite then dropping my child on its head (2x vicroy)"-Me
" WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! "-DOOMBOX
"yes the earth is flat but u can never take it from these sodomites"-mad ugly truth
"turn on the nightcore...... tell me lies tell me sweet little lies"- me
"DOIN' YOUR MOM"-FAttY SPiNS
"DOIN' YOUR MOM"-Ray William Johnson
"Alex, Just dont judge me if u see me on 16 and pregnant thats all im saying"-Me
"i just realised that esports coaches are just professional back-seat gamers"-Me
"Easy as fucking piss cunt"-The Aussie Gamer
"feels like some fat bitch fucking elbow dropped me in the jugular like nigga damn this hurt"-me
"oh btw my pornhub acc got 3 years from yesterday"-Adam
"Mirage only pidar"-Spark
"Im a Drilla, Im A Straight Cop Killa"-Me
"You Think Your Sick Though Man, You Wont Know About It When I Fucking Batista Bomb Your Nan In The Middle Of ASDA And Shove An Eggplant Up Her Fanny The Fucking... Dust Bag"-Ballied Up Chav
"Think Am A Fucking Dingmush?"- Ballied Up Chav 2
"minion spliff"-Tom
"I bet if a girl said to u that she wanted to nuzzle ur bulge before yiffing time u’d get turned on
I know I fucking do"-Me
" nuzzles listen up you cheeky bastard... uwu "-Callum
"i wish i had a veggitales giggle pod
id smash so many hoes in it"-Me
"real niggas get rocks up"-osama the goat
""harrys a white male and likes succin big black nigger cock"-alex"-adam
"Ma'am, may you be my diamond hoe"-Me
"why did you just post a picture of middle aged men, harry?"-callum
"Harry send me a Qur'an verse"- Adam
"trainwreckstv is a pillar of the gaming community and our war against womyn"-Me
"mfw i play dark souls and i fight a woman boss and i get a raging erection because nothing gets me off more than beating the shit out of helpless foids"- Callum
"a pedophile raping a child > a vegan raising a child morally" - Callum