Riko Sakurauchi
Hatate or Kira or You or Riko   United States
 
 
Fradulent Reporter Tengu, The Gayest Idol Trash, Crossplayer. Pick one.


10:44 PM - Explosive Coffee Salesmen: it aint gay
10:44 PM - Explosive Coffee Salesmen: if its done in anger
10:44 PM - Explosive Coffee Salesmen: plus im pretty sure hatate is a futa anyway
10:44 PM - Explosive Coffee Salesmen: since hes somehow more gayer then kat

2:56 PM -『♠Hatate Himekaidou♠』: Can We change places theeen?, Its warm heeeere.
2:57 PM -『♠Hatate Himekaidou♠』: And its a little windy.
2:57 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: If its for Winter and half of spring sureeee
2:58 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: I'm totally fine with windy weather. living in the chicago area made me too used to ittt
2:58 PM -『♠Hatate Himekaidou♠』: Then lets find a little switchy thiiiiiing.


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Friend requests: No pure randoms or those with Private profiles unless discussed elsewhere. Meeting you through a game is fine though.

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No Fun Allowed Quote Box
3:05 PM - 『♠Hatate Himekaidou♠』: Then We can be true twiiiiins.

7:09 PM - Outrageous Aya: I don't remember that number being that... THAT small though.

People that I most likely talk to/care/joke around with:

- This scrub named Kat
- A Squirrel
- Twinny
- A cool box full of Gear
- a
- Screaming loli and gurofag
- Mistress Chibi
I lost a Payday 2 bet. Badly

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Voice chat
CT with voice changer: *loli voice*
Kät: If I was still single I'd be turned on

6:04 PM - »Hatate Himekaidou»: I think it is time to sell whats left of my manhood
6:10 PM - Ocean Idol Riko: lewd
6:11 PM - »Hatate Himekaidou»: pls
6:11 PM - »Hatate Himekaidou»: unless you count me wearing womens undergarments, a C cup, and a maid outfit as lewd
6:12 PM - Punished "Nico" Nii: why are you wearing a bra with a larger cup size than I wear
6:12 PM - Punished "Nico" Nii: that's not fair
6:12 PM - Punished "Nico" Nii: stop that

4:32 PM - Kät: 14:32 - Nursewuffa: your like 20 hours away from me
14:32 - Kät: DISTANCE DOESN'T MATTER
14:32 - Kät: IF YOU WANNA SEE THE COCK

9:27 PM - ちび: Can't be too perverted if you have a gf :v
9:27 PM - Kät: tfw nonfap weeks is 19 now
9:27 PM - SPITFIRE 118xxx: no wonder you lost your rank
9:28 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: cause Kat hasnt fapped
9:28 PM - Kät: :^)
9:28 PM - SPITFIRE 118xxx: you dont do the fapstrat

1:11 AM - ☂ Murasame ☂: let me show you all
1:11 AM - ☂ Murasame ☂: how you roll
1:11 AM - ☂ Murasame ☂: !roll
1:11 AM - Mikobot: ☂ Murasame ☂ rolled: 20/20
1:11 AM - Kät: wtf

6:14 PM - Kät: no more making fun of aunt Chibi

8:41 PM - ちび: Where's my fucking Lap Dance
8:42 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: >Lap Dance
8:42 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: BITCH SIT DOWN

10:54 AM - OneDerp entered chat.
10:54 AM - Hatate Himekaidou: WHY DO YOU PLAN ON DOING BONDAGE TO ME
10:54 AM - Kät: I summon
10:54 AM - Kät: Derp
10:54 AM - OneDerp: WAT

1:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: Once upon a time
1:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: I was fapping
1:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: then I ejactulaed
1:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: ejaculated*
1:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: the end
1:24 AM - Hatate Himekaidou: that was quick

10:54 AM - Hatate Himekaidou: i bet chibi's a pervert irl
10:54 AM - Nutritious: Chibi has transcended
10:54 AM - ちび: Don't speak nonsense
10:54 AM - 『NovianViolet』: Oh god
10:54 AM - 『NovianViolet』: Nano
10:54 AM - 『NovianViolet』: SO THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT
10:54 AM - Nutritious: h-games don't turn her on anymore, it's just the satisfaction of the pain of poor maido-sans like you hatate
10:55 AM - Nexxi: Wha?

6:59 PM - Kät Häkurêi: http://hidekins.tumblr.com/post/124107988106/touhou-gathering-protagonists
6:59 PM - Flandre Scarlet: what are you two even on about lol
6:59 PM - Kät Häkurêi: 16:57 - Hatate Himekaidou: Kat why are you short
6:59 PM - 💗Snuggi💗: *drops pedals around Flan*
6:59 PM - 💗Snuggi💗: Oh nothing~
6:59 PM - Seija: because Kat is a loli
6:59 PM - Kät Häkurêi: Because I'm petite
6:59 PM - Hatate Himekaidou: are you acutally a woman
6:59 PM - Kät Häkurêi: I don't know

12:16 AM - Flandre Scarlet: I'm going to tie up _______ and _____ very hard until they _______ and ________.

12:38 AM - Kät Häkurêi: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1855710?tags=touhou
12:38 AM - Kät Häkurêi: hng, my waifu
12:38 AM - Kät Häkurêi: cheekem maus ears
12:38 AM - D4nn: your waifu a shit
12:38 AM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: your waifu is shit
12:38 AM - { Satori }: DAYUM
12:38 AM - { Satori }: 2x
12:38 AM - { Satori }: REKT
12:38 AM - ⋆Flandre Scarlet⋆: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:39 AM - Kät Häkurêi: At least she ain't bird shit Hatate B)
12:39 AM - { Satori }: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
12:39 AM - Kät Häkurêi: Also Dan you have a husbando
12:39 AM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: 1v1 me Sears Tower knife only
12:39 AM - { Satori }: The salt is rising in here


8:31 PM - 『NovianViolet』: https://puu.sh/sqxYI/1da602a72c.gif
8:31 PM - 『NovianViolet』: What I thought of when someone said broken dreams.
8:34 PM - »You Watanabe»: suddenly
8:34 PM - »You Watanabe»: broken dreams and crippling depression
8:34 PM - TheManWhoObservedCherryBlossoms: nah
8:34 PM - TheManWhoObservedCherryBlossoms: we're just talking about you
8:35 PM - TheManWhoObservedCherryBlossoms: *flees*
8:35 PM - 『NovianViolet』: Damn
8:35 PM - »You Watanabe»: You sure it aint you and how your waifu aint real
8:35 PM - 『NovianViolet』: DAYUM.
8:35 PM - 『NovianViolet』: Burns flying left and right.
8:35 PM - Tsukishiro/Akame: SHOTS FIREd


12:23 AM - Kät Häkurêi: yeah yeah
12:23 AM - Kät Häkurêi: I get it
12:23 AM - Kät Häkurêi: my dick is for everyone
12:23 AM - Kät Häkurêi: inb4 hatate quotes this
12:23 AM - { Satori }: and always will be

1:32 AM - Raimei: I got rekted by a asian girl at a movie theather when I was like 10.
1:32 AM - Raimei: Wait.
1:33 AM - Raimei: I just relized how bad that sounded.

10:50 PM - Kät Häkurêi: Would you a Kaguya
10:51 PM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: would you an eirin
10:50 PM - Kät Häkurêi: no
10:51 PM - Kät Häkurêi: Eirin's old
10:51 PM - Kät Häkurêi: She probably has crabs
10:51 PM - Kät Häkurêi: This better not be quoted
10:59 PM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: brb fixing up profile
10:59 PM - Kät Häkurêi: son of a fuck


11:41 PM - ⋆Flandre Scarlet⋆: new generation dog models
11:41 PM - Kät Häkurêi: Hatate
11:41 PM - Kät Häkurêi: let's buttfuck
11:41 PM - Kät Häkurêi: here
11:41 PM - Kät Häkurêi: right now
11:41 PM - ⋆Flandre Scarlet⋆: so m------
11:41 PM - { Satori }: wah-
11:41 PM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: how many of these placeho-goddamnit
11:41 PM - Kät Häkurêi: Did I win yet


9:36 PM - Ego: I wasn't aware canada w as known for hackers
9:37 PM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: me neither
9:37 PM - Hatate Himekaidou |LAB|: i was expecting more of an apology email that they tried to get in
9:36 PM - Ego: ha
9:36 PM - Ego: hahahahah

12:25 AM - Hatate |LAB|: i will cum sparkling seamen in your food
12:24 AM - Kät Häkurêi: YOU DO HAVE SPARKLING SEAMEN
OneDerp Jun 12 @ 7:50pm 
git rekt
Idol trash
Asterism Apr 5 @ 4:34pm 
Hey. I'm male, from the UK. I'm going to be completely honest - I'm a horrible person and I'm looking for a little girl to train. You should either have a pretty face, or be at least a C cup. Don't worry if you're shy or not experienced - just say hello on kik and I'll do the rest. DM me for kik username
Ricky Mar 24 @ 4:25am 
WARNING: a local child in your you're area was taken by the gamer police to get him back you have to give igor vladinski 5 chicken tendies and 30 cans of alphabetti spaghetti do it или мы посылаем вас к суке gulag
OneDerp Mar 13 @ 5:34am 
stil a nerd
A Super HD Shiro Mar 3 @ 10:32pm 
The Goblin of Poverty has visited your profile and has replied in your comments section,spread this curse to 5 people to appease the goblin so he may snatch gold from someone else.