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3.0 Hours played
The idea was interesting and the song collection definitely attracts me.

However, the execution is just bad.
To start things off, somehow the geniuses developing this game decides to render the game at default 1280*720 window mode. And for the first time in my twenty years of gaming I was told that my ID contains offensive content, so thanks for that.
To make things worse, the game just looks like a failed mobile port, as you can quickly notice from the in-game menu. (The Chinese government stopped reviewing new games a while ago, which makes the mobile port theory even more persuasive. ) Many visual components still feel blurry even when I chose 2K and Ultra in Graphics Options. Input delay is worse than my grandma's response time and the accuracy judgement system is a joke. I don't usually talk about a game's input delay but this is garbage.

EDIT:
This is an in-game screenshot rendered at 2K Ultra settings
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1595685035


EDIT2:
On top of that, this game is actually P2W. There is a PVP mode, and you have premium characters which could boost your abilities like score/accuracy and that kind of stuff. I have no problem with IAP song packs or characters, but P2W is simply unacceptable

EDIT3:
This game forces you to be always-online for absolutely no reason and their server is too cheap to handle the requests, as you can see from the endless player reports of getting stuck at bootup


I stayed up until 4 AM for this piece of garbage.

4/10
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WDNMD Jan 6 @ 9:39am 
+rep gay
Silver II Dec 29, 2018 @ 5:29pm 
-rep kebab so big
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+rep that ♥♥♥♥♥ lied in my comment section to boost my ego
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-rep after a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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Markov Game Dec 21, 2018 @ 2:44pm 
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