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I could sadly not put my real name into the "real name" section of my profile. It complained that it was to long. I will have you know my Great Grandfather, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, had not served in the First World War only to have his Great Granson be told that his name was to long by some half rate program. This will not be tolerated and I will have to complain about this to the Head of the Complaint Department.

Sincerely,

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm the 4th
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Bread™ Jun 7 @ 5:39pm 
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Physically... No

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Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm the 4th,
VRG Jun 4 @ 5:41am 
Hey Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm the 4th,

Have you ever met Monty Python?

Sincerely,

- Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien
Retrodude Mar 30 @ 11:30am 
Good medic, +rep :cozyspaceengineersc:
Bread™ Jan 15 @ 5:11pm 
Dear Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien

No


Sincerely,

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm the 4th
VRG Jan 12 @ 3:12am 
Hey Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm the 4th,

Is BREAD an acronym too?

Sincerely,

- Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien