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Are you the type of guy that likes to sit on a chair and just stare at your computer screen while you just endlessly grind to only get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ wep that doesn't even get buffed despite how hype it looks in the end? WELL THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU!!! If you are that type of chum who can't be bothered to grind endlessly, well this game has that covered. If you steal your mother's credit card you can buy a fortune of in-game currency which can be used on useless accessories and weapons that will only get nerfed or ignored later on, with this current deal you can also get this PREMIUM ITEMS like that #MLG420SMOKEWEEDEVERYDAYSOMAPRIME and African lady Prime. Also do go to the forums if you like to talk to people that like to spam the word "#PL0XBUFFSOMAANDSOMAPRIMESGEGRTGREG"

Alright time to be serious. Don't play this game, the community on the forums are fairly crap, you get to the point where everything gets extremely boring. I took a haitus from it one time and only came back to find the soma to be primed and Nova. The 2 things I actually do hate, they are fairly bland and generic for a game of Hand-laz0rs. Also don't buy plat and if you do buy it, just make sure you use it wisely. But despite if you do read all this and do continue to play it, I don't mind if you do, just keep in mind about the community on the forums and keep an eye out for anymore shifty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from the Devs.

*Update post* Well I ain't touching this god awful game ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ again, after the devs released the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Soma Weapon set I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ done with such a ♥♥♥♥ community and dev team. Think something better than simple "HURR DURR WEPS THAT SHOT NORMAL BULLETS PEW PEW!" DE is literally scooping ♥♥♥♥ from the bottom of the septic tank at weapon ideas and ideas in general.

Alright yes I've gotten back into this game, I've noticed that, once you get into End-game type of stage. It gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addictive, like drugs. And it really creeps me out that now I'm constantly being active again despite me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over this game. It's just that once you've gone to far into it. You just can't get out of it any longer, due to all the ♥♥♥♥ that you've collected and the such. Honestly it's gone to the point where it isn't funny anymore. Also Raids on Nightmare give me brain hernias cause people can't organise or just sheer ♥♥♥♥ luck that something happens.

Edit something something: So it's like now 25/07/16 or for you americans it's 07/25/16.
I haven't touched this game since like May of this year. Even before that I've just slowly played here and there. Warframe gets old pretty quickly these days.
"NEW CONTENT OH BOI!" "ENDLESS FARMING MORE UNREASONABLE THAN MONSTER HUNTER! OH BOI MY FAVOURITE!" Just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring eventually, tbh this means I've stopped playing altogether at this point. If my friends asked me to hop on then I might just to show off I'm an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with Lato Vandal. But I heard that they will be re-releasing Lato Vandal and Braton Vandal. So no point in that. Kinda ashame that it was actually fun while DE wasn't a bunch of cuckadians. Good ♥♥♥♥ doesn't last as they say.

Update: it's 7/05/18 or for Americans 05/07/18.
I'm into warframe again, more as just a time waster and mind junk filler and I have indeed spent money. Probably the only thing that kept me playing was buying some plat and wasting my money. Farming is obnoxious at this point and I wish I could laugh at my past self for what he thought farming was. If you are a new person, forget it. Don't play. The game has advanced so far in the updates new people are lagged behind unless they purchase some plat to get ahead in the game, even then they have to comply to the Mastery Lock.
HOWEVER, if you are poor and you can't afford much in the way of games. Warframe is a good pick for you and I won't judge you for it because it is understandable. If you think I'm being hypocritical about the judging thing, don't worry fam. I'm judging myself.

Update edit: 29/09/2021
Played on and off since then, funnily enough. I get banned for being black and even was a beta tester for them back in the day.
If it's permanent thing, honestly I'm not too fussed. Will miss it like a cocaine addict trying to get rice or sugar grains from the carpet for a good bit of time but overall, probably a good thing.
*DE revoked the ban and I'm still here, playing warframe. But I found some chill people to play with so the game has slightly become more fun. Sadly, I won't be leaving this prison I have created anytime soon.

I'll be real honest, I haven't touched the game for what feels like nearly a year but more than likely just 8+ months and I don't regret it. The game is still hyper unfinished and DE has announced a new game that will leave Warframe a skeleton crew for a good few years before they decide to shut it down.
It's their admittance of what would be a great game ruined by years of hubris and just corpo mismanagement.
As much as I love an underdog story, now I just wish they died off and been a forgotten but good memory within my heart.
Still somewhat enjoyed the game 5 years ago and stockholmed the rest until 2020-2021ish where I've started to accept that Warframe was just a ghoul of broken dreams and promises.
Now I just out right do not recommend Warframe. Quite literally better off spending your time else where.
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