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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and euphoria! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

Jeffrey Epstein is in outerspace. Yes. Outer ♥♥♥♥ing space. They swapped him for a body double and he escaped to a space station he'd been setting up for the last decade. He concocted this plan after he was arrested in 2008. It is basically a lunar insemination farm. He's kidnapped as many of the most intelligent women he could find. Faked their deaths or just disappeared them to kidnap for breeding. He is currently settling the dark side of the moon to hide for 30 years then it will make its way back to earth. He will still be alive as there are many life extension technologies he bought and packed along with the materials for building. He will be 95 years old, and will play the role of an ancient alien-human and attempt to begin a new religion with him at as the savior from space.

jawsh and quicklime low on the damage meters

I've never seen a purple cow
I hope to never see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one

its about commitment

LOOOOOL, I thoroughly enjoyed this long running joke