I mainly play CS:GO, but I make time for other games like Enter the fucking gungeon, Grand theft steal your auto, Defence of the Elders 2 and Hotline motherfucking Miami 2: The right damned number.

But, Senpai, how do you have so many games?
Two words: Don't call me Senpai you freak, and Humble cheap ass bundle.

How much have you spent on your inventory?
Less than it's worth ya lil' bitch. I know you want it, but you'll never afford it on your minimum McDonalds wage. Oh, and I'll have a cheeseburger with fries.
We can Trade though, if you actually have something that's actually worth my fucking time.

Have you accomplished something in your life?
I lifted Mount Everest on my pinky while rebuilding a 747 once. I've played with the best of the best in Ace of motherfucking Spades, and I've made movies shown in a damn theater by more people than your 3 year old can count. Once I build a whole damn airport out of toothpicks just for fun. That airport is now called the John Fucking Kennedy international airport.

Can we play toghether?
Why would I spend my precious time on your inferior skills?

Oh thy holy god of humor, does ye hath a youtube channel or twitch stream?
Yea, but you ain't gettin' it. Don't want you cluttering up my comment section with insignificant opinions.

But, what are your specs?
I lift, bro.

Do you even lift, bro?
My computer runs on top secret NASA computers worths trillions of dollars. I don't need a shitty little Titan X when I've got a fucking spacecraft machine running my 30 copies of Witcher 3 at once with 9001 fps. Fuck your puny x2 Titan X, Skylake, 64GB RAM garbage machines. I've packed power worth more than you'll ever earn.

Who made your beautiful profile picture?
This magneficent bitch! [statik-o-melon.tumblr.com]

Where are the hobbits at?
They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!