Grapevine
Vin S   California, United States
 
 
Send me a trade offer!

I sexually identify as a grape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of fermenting into wine for humanity to drink. People say to me that a person being a grape is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install vines, anthocyanins and seeds in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Vitis” and respect my right to feed you my juice against your will. If you can’t accept me you’re a floraphobe and need to check your dietary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Events on my birthday:
- Symphony No. 7, Beethoven, first performance (1813) [www.npr.org]
- 1st NFL championship on national radio; Bears beat Redskins 73-0, largest margin of defeat in championship history (1940) [www.history.com]
- FDR's "Day of Infamy Speech", America's official entry into WWII (1941) [www.archives.gov]
- Wombo Combo, original upload to YouTube (2008)
- Team Fortress 2, End of the Line Update (2014) [www.teamfortress.com]
- Rocket League v1.25, the ARC Update (2016) [www.rocketleague.com]
Currently Offline
Last Online 18 hrs, 6 mins ago
Maximus Mar 17 @ 5:41pm 
is grapevine back? hm
Baked™ Mar 4 @ 6:12pm 
Thanks Have a good one.
god Jan 21 @ 12:59pm 
-rep
gayvine
boopitybap Dec 26, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
I'm going to grape you little grape boy
VICTORIA JUSTICE Nov 27, 2017 @ 9:53am 
rick james, 33 chains!
Bob Ross Oct 29, 2017 @ 1:47pm 
+rep
Adding you so I can buy u gaem