Vin S   California, United States
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I sexually identify as a grape. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of fermenting into wine for humanity to drink. People say to me that a person being a grape is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install vines, anthocyanins and seeds in my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Vitis” and respect my right to perform photosynthesis frequently. If you can’t accept me you’re a floraphobe and need to check your dietary privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Events on my birthday:
- Symphony No. 7, Beethoven, first performance (1813) []
- 1st NFL championship on national radio; Bears beat Redskins 73-0, largest margin of defeat in championship history (1940) []
- FDR's "Day of Infamy Speech", America's official entry into WWII (1941) []
- Wombo Combo, original upload to YouTube (2008)
- Team Fortress 2, End of the Line Update (2014) []
- Rocket League v1.25, the ARC Update (2016) []
Currently Offline
Last Online 34 hrs, 53 mins ago
Rip May 29 @ 8:11pm 
No u
Maximus Mar 17 @ 5:41pm 
is grapevine back? hm
Baked™ Mar 4 @ 6:12pm 
Thanks Have a good one.
Kirbbbb Jan 21 @ 12:59pm 
boopitybap Dec 26, 2017 @ 7:56pm 
I'm going to grape you little grape boy
boo Nov 27, 2017 @ 9:53am 
rick james, 33 chains!