GordonTS
Gordon   California, United States
 
 
running from my matic
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HOT: READ: ATTN:

- i don't accept private profiles at all unless you leave a comment beforehand
- i also don't go by arbitrary steam level restrictions when adding people because i'm not a complete fuckwit, so feel free to add me if you're level 1
- moreover, if you'd like someone to talk to or play with, go ahead and add me, i don't bite
- i won't accept you if you have a profile like this cunt however

i run a group called Majestic Six with my friends, and you can join up by clicking the link. we're looking for new people to play games with

about

my name is Gordon, also known as jordan, gorton, gortone, godone, gohan, gornado, gordo, gordong, garden, goldeen, gyarados, and sometimes gordan

i'm a nanoaugmented dickhead who loves Deus Ex and cheese, and some of my favorite game genres include fps, action adventure, rpg (action adventure rpg?), racing, and in some cases open world (but not always).

i run a youtube channel here and if you can overlook the cringy bullshit left over from times long past you might enjoy what i upload. i have a team of cyberaugmented gorillas working tirelessly trying to clean my channel up so just give it some time

my avatar was designed by this sexy beast

PC Specs for anyone who gives a shit

Echelon III
Processor : AMD Phenom II X4 980 ~3.7 GHz
Graphics Card : AMD Radeon RX 480
Memory : 2x4 GB Corsair Vengeance 1333MHz DDR3 RAM
Motherboard : ASUS M5a97 R.2
Hard Disk 1 : Western Digital Blue 7200 RPM 1TB
Hard Disk 2 : Seagate FireCuda 7200 RPM 2TB
Keyboard : Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Stealth Edition
Mouse : idk some 5 dpi microsoft mouse from 2002

Wall of Quotes


"dude smoke" - chamuel adams, 2016
":B1:" - chamuel adams, 2016
"nah suck my cock fag" - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude fuck you, you're an fucking faggot." - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude fuck you i'm going to bed" - chamuel adams, 2018

"urrrrr" - purp, 2016
"jerk Cock Haha" - purp, 2017
"dude gordon you're gay hawhawh" - purp, 2017
"how do i teamkill [insert teammate here]" - purp, 2018

"oh yeah dude" - kurtis, 2016
"ass" - kurtis, since the beginning of time
"aSs" - kurtis, 2017
"@ss" - kurtis, 2017
"cuban missile crisis" - kurtis, 2016

"i'm tweezing my ballhairs" - bard marksman, 2015
"i pickle olives in my ass" - bard marksman, 2017
"dude why isn't the server up yet" - bard marksman, 2017
"where'd gordon go" - bard marksman, 2017
"tsar bomba clearance sale hawhawhawh" - bard marksman, 2017
Screenshot Showcase
Deus Ex: Game of the Year Edition
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KingSpenz Apr 14 @ 3:45am 
i have submitted a report on your account for being toxic on my radical heights review that is trending currently
XRV3 Apr 11 @ 7:27pm 
Alienware is a piece of shit. You heard that ? IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.
Congratulations on owning a piece of shit PC called Alienware.
Idiot spewing rubbish on the internet, gtfo!
My custom build with a gtx titan will eat your overpriced worthless garbage alienware.
X-Ray Mar 30 @ 4:58pm 
Bruh u on some shit
X-Ray Mar 23 @ 11:29am 
An pubic
purp Mar 23 @ 4:19am 
ass
-=PA=- the Colonel Mar 22 @ 2:18am 
STANDARD