Warden-General Gordon
Gordon   California, United States
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- i don't accept private profiles at all unless you leave a comment beforehand
- i also don't go by arbitrary steam level restrictions when adding people because i'm not a complete fuckwit, so feel free to add me if you're level 1
- moreover, if you'd like someone to talk to or play with, go ahead and add me, i don't bite
- i won't accept you if you have a profile like this cunt however

i run a group called Majestic Six with my friends, and you can join up by clicking the link. we're looking for new people to play games with


my name is Gordon, also known as jordan, gorden, gorton, gortone, godone, godon, goron, gohan, gornado, gordo, gidin, gurdin, gordong, garden, gilbert, gorbachev, gorgon, gorgonzola, geodude, goldeen, gyarados, growlith, chorban, and sometimes gordan

i'm a nanoaugmented dickhead who loves Deus Ex and cheese, and some of my favorite game genres include fps, action adventure, rpg (action adventure rpg?), racing, and in some cases open world (but not always).

i run a youtube channel here and if you can overlook the cringy bullshit left over from times long past you might enjoy what i upload. i have a team of cyberaugmented gorillas working tirelessly trying to clean my channel up so just give it some time

my avatar was designed by this sexy beast

PC Specs for anyone who gives a shit

Echelon IV
Processor : AMD Ryzen 5 1600 ~3.4GHz
Graphics Card : Powercolor RX 480 Red Dragon
Memory : 2x4 GB G.Skill RipJaws 4 2133 MHz
Motherboard : ASRock AB350 Pro4
Hard Disk 1 : Western Digital Blue 7200 RPM 1TB
Hard Disk 2 Seagate FireCuda 7200 RPM 2TB
Keyboard : Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Stealth Edition
Mouse : Kensington Pocket Wheel Mouse Deluxe

Echelon III // Retired
Processor : AMD Phenom II X4 980 ~3.7 GHz
Graphics Card : Sapphire Radeon HD 6870
Memory : 2x4 GB Corsair Vengeance 1333MHz DDR3 RAM
Motherboard : ASUS M5a97 R.2
Mouse : Kensington Pocket Wheel Mouse

Wall of Quotes

"no dude" - chamuel adams, 2016
"dude smoke" - chamuel adams, 2016
":B1:" - chamuel adams, 2016
"nah suck my cock fag" - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude fuck you, you're an fucking faggot." - chamuel adams, 2018
"dude fuck you i'm going to bed" - chamuel adams, 2018
"thanks for sharing your opinion" - chamuel adams, 2018

"urrrrr" - purp, 2016
"jerk Cock Haha" - purp, 2017
"dude gordon you're gay hawhawh" - purp, 2017
"how do i teamkill [insert teammate here]" - purp, 2018

"why is my dick so well sized" - saccon, 2017
"i would fuck you if you weren't black lole" - saccon, 2017
"nice ears cricket, where did you get them? the fag store?" - saccon, 2017
"i need a room for 17 adults and 1 kid" - saccon, 2018

"oh yeah dude" - kurtis, 2016
"ass" - kurtis, since the beginning of time
"aSs" - kurtis, 2017
"@ss" - kurtis, 2017
"a$$" - kurtis, 2017
"cuban missile crisis" - kurtis, 2016

"my microphone was unplugged 'cause i'm a fuckin' IDIOT hawhawhawh. this is how it sounds when i eat chili [incomprehensibly loud chewing noises]" - bard marksman, 2014
"i'm tweezing my ballhairs" - bard marksman, 2015
"i pickle olives in my ass" - bard marksman, 2017
"dude why isn't the server up yet" - bard marksman, 2017
"where'd gordon go" - bard marksman, 2017
"tsar bomba clearance sale hawhawhawh" - bard marksman, 2017
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Recent Activity

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Hayus Aug 8 @ 5:29pm 
2k18 my best joke of the year thanks fellas
Hayus Aug 8 @ 5:29pm 
i'm gonna say it

billy Jul 29 @ 5:40pm 
cool Bro ..
Dave Jul 2 @ 10:07am 
come get your dog if you can catch me ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Hey bro, I can give my Fiery Soul of the Slayer Lina arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio
X May 15 @ 6:26pm 
they say♥♥♥♥♥smell ♥♥♥♥♥ my♥♥♥♥♥smell