Fuck You Baltimore
Lobster   Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
 
 
It's really hard to constantly internalize my absolute hatred of weebs.


My Dota 2 hours are now FUCK DOTA
http://www.last.fm/user/fuckyoubluejay :wizorbwink:
Specs [paste2.org] :emofdr:
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Perfect Games
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In 1984 I was hospitalized for approching perfection.



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Lyle Apr 10 @ 6:06pm 
Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.
Lyle Mar 22 @ 8:03am 
Let me preface this by saying you sound like a gamer.

Gamers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥s.

Now thats outta the way, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, i need you to accept a few simple realities in life, okay? Alright....first 1) Women hate you. That may be a tough pill to swallow, but youre doing God's work by being eliminated from the breeding pool, and i appreciate that, as it leaves more ♥♥♥♥♥♥s privy to my insemination. Kuddos.

Secondly 2) when i tell you to do♥♥♥♥♥♥ its an extention of my generousity. Do you think id just trust anybody to go pick up a pizza or clean the bathroom? Of course not. Ur my special beta-boi and i luv you for all that u do.

Lastly 3) just remember ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, is all.

Cheers (not u, just the general reading audience) 🍻
FULLY SLAMMED Nov 27, 2018 @ 3:16pm 
ur stinky
Lyle Nov 6, 2018 @ 4:26pm 
Listen 👂 here kid 😤, i'm thirsty 😧 as hell 😈 and i 💁‍♂️ only drink 😋 two ✌️ things: ⚡️ battery acid ⚗️ and♥♥♥♥♥💦. so unless 😒 you have some 🔋 double a's 🔋 lying around 😵 i suggest 🤭 you get those jeans 👖 off 🤤 right 👏♥♥♥♥ing 👏 now 👄
duhminick Oct 29, 2018 @ 2:57pm 
So you're going by "Monster Energy Drink Hunter" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..
Lyle Oct 27, 2018 @ 8:38am 
So you're going by "Lobster" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..