Consoom Peenor
I may be an idiot, but I ain't stupid.
Just an idiot with a dream. If you're interested in the ketche, don't bother unless you're ready to offer $5,000+.
Currently In-Game
The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
Favorite Group
The Church of Autodidact - Public Group
The Official government-sanctioned religious organization based around DBD's best perk.
In Chat
Wall of Quotes:
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.: they are on to us
Mantis Toboggan, M.D.:
⛅BNF⛅ Pills: YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IDIOTS I TOLD YOU

10:50 PM - homeless:
10:50 PM - homeless: me irl
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: I'm that black and white cat that just walks by
10:50 PM - Toady Swift: and is like
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: oh ♥♥♥♥
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: I better help him
10:51 PM - homeless: LOL
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: than I'm like oh wait is that Naruto on!?!?
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: and I run away
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: Pert's the dog in the background
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: he's just like I'm high as a kite
10:51 PM - homeless: stoned and sleeping
10:51 PM - Toady Swift: is this real life?
10:52 PM - homeless: LOL
10:52 PM - homeless: im done
10:52 PM - homeless: hahaha
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: thats the story of BNF
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: Pills is the white xbox controller on the coffee table
10:52 PM - Toady Swift: he's the whitest of us all let's be honest

Charizard: I picked fuzzy handcuffs because you said shekels!
Pills: Those are shackles you ♥♥♥♥!

"You'll know it's not there if you don't see it"- Pills

4pool {♥}: The insomnia feels. When you're left alone with the one guy in the room you can't stand.
Need more late night friends: indeed. This is some 2016 ♥♥♥♥ right here.
Need more late night friends: 2016 ♥♥♥♥ with 1980's music in the background while dreaming about 2027, and questioning why I had 3 garlic knots at 4 AM. Life is indeed but a simple numbers game.
4pool {♥}: A numbers game where everything you do leads to the same result.
4pool {♥}: Indeed, you'd be right here if you had had only 2 garlic knots just the same.
Need more late night friends: I suppose so, however the outcome later on would be completely different.
4pool {♥}: Would it?
Need more late night friends: Had I only eaten 2 of the aforementioned garlic knots, I would still have another left over.
4pool {♥}: Would it really?
Need more late night friends: Hence my destiny would ultimately be guided elsewhere, be it ever so slightly
4pool {♥}: And even if you only ate 2 garlic knots, Trump would still be president.
4pool {♥}: So it didn't exactly change world war 3.
Need more late night friends: This is true. But in the simmering wastelands, there may very well be just yet 1 more garlic knot, perhaps crucial to some young hero's survival. I may have doomed the entire planet with my actions.
4pool {♥}: Fitting, I think.
Need more late night friends: indeed. And perhaps said adventurer would instead wind up so desperate for nourishment he would resort to eating insects.
Need more late night friends: Bees perhaps. And maybe he could find 2 since the populations had been dying off for some time.
Need more late night friends: however, in his blind hunger he did not realize that eating bees is not exactly advisable. And perhaps that lone garlic knot could be the only thing capable of preventing the stingers in his body from killing him.
Need more late night friends: All in all, 2 bees, or knot 2 bees.

"I woke up the other day, thinking to myself, 'you know what, there's nothing I need to fear anymore, I am ready for death to take me at any time', and if I'm ready for that, what could be left to fear?"

"You can't spell Christmas without SEPTA."

Joey: Yeah I'm playing pong in VR
Me: Isn't that just tennis

"Nightcore makes everything better"- Tabda

Recent Activity

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last played on Apr 16
Bum Mar 3 @ 7:40pm 
has cute dog.
¤Soarin'¤ Feb 13 @ 9:45am 
Dear Ketchup Squirting Fiend,

We are sending you a cease and desist letter. You must stop defacing ketchup by placing it on top of french fries within the next 48 hours, or your condiment privileges will be revoked. This is your final warning - there is still time to repent.

Good luck,
The Ketchup Dipping Society
¤Soarin'¤ Feb 13 @ 7:08am 
Dear Ketchup Connoisseur Neophyte,

We here at the Ketchup Dipping Society have seen your latest acts of cruelty in the food world. Instead of dipping your french fries into a clean, tidy pile of ketchup, it seems as though you unfortunately place the ketchup on top of the french fries. This condiment spreading preference is deplorable, unsanitary, and shameful - our lawyers will be in touch.

The Ketchup Dipping Society
Bum Feb 8 @ 9:53pm 
P ills more like good and valued friend, SMH
Flushin' n' Trollin' Jan 30 @ 9:28pm 
I want to offer on the topi
¤Soarin'¤ Jan 7 @ 6:17pm 
Supertone : planters peanut guy abraham lincoln head ass